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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2117 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8358 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
