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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4778 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, that’s right, the chickens are the rulers of this server and they demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to bust a move? Yeah, it’s lit AF down there. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s weirder than your Uncle Bob’s collection of garden gnomes, then come join us! Just remember, what happens on this server, stays on this server. And we don’t talk about it at family dinners.