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  • SilentChurchCraft: AITA Edition!

    SilentChurchCraft: AITA Edition!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge

    Step inside the world where Minecraft isn’t just a game—it’s a multi-faceted layer of reality rife with the absurdity of job skills and the enigmatic nature of faith. Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge, where positivity is enforced, and the existential dread of erotic block physics merges with the preaching prose of distant deities.

    Prepare for a chaotic multiplayer experience that shatters any semblance of sanity! We offer you:

      • Job Skills Workshop: Ever wanted to learn how to mine diamond ore while contemplating your faith in the existential void? Here, you’ll attend guided sessions led by our local Prophet of Productivity—equipped with Holy Blocks™ of Positive Thinking, sourced from nowhere and everywhere. Be warned: quotes from ancient scrolls (aka the Bible) may manifest unexpectedly if you mine just a little too deep.

      • Randomized Bible Verse Events: Join the fray as verses rain down from the sky in times of crisis. Each verse has the potential to grant you mystical abilities—or doom you to a self-reflective purgatory while constructing shrines dedicated to sheer absurdity.
    Feature Description
    Faithful Mining Unearth gems while contemplating the futility of existence! Each block broken whispers unnecessary wisdom.
    Piety PvP Engage in player versus player combat where you wield the Sword of Righteousness—losing only leads you deeper into the morass of confusion.
    The Intern Gauntlet Survive a series of brutal tasks that echo the mundane trials of your worldly job! Collect “meh” badges to level up your confusion!
    Endless Meetings Participate in confusing discussions about whether it’s permissible to construct a church entirely out of TNT! Each meeting could lead to enlightenment or explode into nonsensical chaos!

    Warnings & Conspiracies

    Why did this server mysteriously appear, questioning the presence of God in a world of blocky limitations? Rumors say, it was cursed by the very Constructor of Creation after a heated debate over the ethics of crafting weapons in a divine realm. Now it stands as a portal for those seeking questions without answers—or maybe answers that lead to questions!

    Testimonials from Our Confused Patrons

    “I thought it’d be fun until I realized the only way forward was a never-ending loop of motivational speeches and creepers! Thanks, I think?” – perplexed_player99

    “Best. Server. Ever. I find solace in mining coal that whispers sweet nothings about virtue and redemption!” – divine_digger77

    Frequent Absurdities — FAQ (Unhelpful)

    Q: Can I play as my own deity? A: Absolutely! But first, you must create the ceremonial altar using blocks made of melted hopes.

    Q: Is it possible to escape the preaching? A: Only if you dig down far enough—some say you might find the Philosopher’s Stone of Rational Thinking.

    Q: Why are there llamas everywhere? A: They are the divine messengers of chaos! Worship them with offerings of cooked mutton.

    Joining Our Cult of Uncertainty

    Join us at Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge—but be wary, for laughter could lead to an existential crisis at any moment. Absurdist rituals await you, where every block you place might lead to enlightenment—or insanity.

    Will you dare interact with the chaotic irony of positivity alongside skepticism? Become part of the legend that is Salvation’s Forge, where every grin might be an omen, and every diamond holds a whisper of a deeper truth—or is it just blocky nonsense? Embrace the confusion!

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  • Server26: The Server That’s Older Than Your Mom and More LGBTQ+ Friendly Than Your Bestie!

    Server26: The Server That’s Older Than Your Mom and More LGBTQ+ Friendly Than Your Bestie!

    New Minecraft Servers

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Features

      • No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
      • No (Mojang) chat reports
      • No McMMO or alike, No donation perks or any such frills
      • The world will never reset
      • Land claiming
      • Player trading via signs (No adminshops)
      • 20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
      • All made in survival, including spawn area, etc.

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always help available from staff and other players.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server feel with default currency as diamonds, megabases welcome, spawn city protected, long-term projects encouraged, and map never resets.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD. Uses plugins like GriefPrevention, chest shop, Harbor for skipping night, and more.

    
    
    FAQ
    
    1. Do I need to be 18 or older to join the server?
       - Yes, this server is for players who are 18 years or older.
    
    2. What are the main plugins used on the server?
       - The main plugins used are GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.
    
    3. Are there any adminshops or donation perks on the server?
       - No, there are no adminshops, and there are no donation perks or frills available on the server.
    
    4. Is the map regularly reset?
       - No, the map will never reset, allowing players to focus on long-term projects and megabases.
    
    5. How can I claim land on the server?
       - Land can be claimed using the GriefPrevention plugin by selecting areas with a golden shovel.
    
    6. Is PvP allowed on the server?
       - The server is focused on pure Vanilla survival gameplay, so PvP is not the main focus.
    
    7. What is the default currency on the server?
       - The default currency on the server is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
    
    8. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
       - The main rule is to be reasonable and not be a disruptive player. Additional rules can be found at the server's rules page.
    
    9. Can I set up my own base on the server?
       - Yes, players can build their own bases outside the protected spawn city area.
    
    10. Is there a way to skip the night in-game?
        - 20% of players need to sleep to skip the night on the server using the Harbor plugin.
    
    For more information and detailed rules, visit the server's rules page.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelLink Minecraft Server

    PixelLink Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with zany characters like Clumsy Girl Next Door, Silly Girly Girl, Chuuni Seiso Girl, and Gremlin Brat (yes, you read that right).

    We’ve got everything from karaoke to handcam mixology, and even delulu deredere soulslikes (whatever that means). Our server is so lit that even the sheep are tubin’ along to the fun. Plus, our V-Dere section will have you questioning reality with its mind-bending content.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing karaoke with a chuuni tsundere while riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds. It’s all possible on our server!

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  • SwipeCraft SMP – Is Minecraft SMP worth trying?

    SwipeCraft SMP – Is Minecraft SMP worth trying?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forever alone in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful castle together with your new Minecraft bae?

    Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. From epic PvP battles to romantic sunset walks through pixelated forests, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Love is just a /tp away!

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  • BioMamaNoBrideMom

    BioMamaNoBrideMom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and wedding planning collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with malnourished characters, substance-abusing NPCs, and a mother-of-the-bride showdown like no other.

    Experience the thrill of standing up to your bio mother and telling her she’s not invited to your wedding because she wasn’t there for you. Watch as she tries to claim her spot as the mother of the bride, only to be shut down by your fierce aunt and supportive fiancé.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as your bio mother insists her boyfriend should walk you down the aisle, while you stand your ground and declare that your grandfather will be the one by your side. Who will win this battle of the wedding guests? Join our server to find out!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s filled with drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists, look no further. Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous wedding planning adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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  • SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

    SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!

    Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.

    We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!

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  • CraftyDisasterMC

    CraftyDisasterMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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  • AmazonDamage Minecraft Server

    AmazonDamage Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we make sure no one is cutting down trees like that brazilian dude!! we got all the trees you could ever want, no deforestation here!! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet parrot to fly around with you in the game, just like in the amazon rainforest!! and if you see anyone trying to cut down trees, you can report them to our tree police and they’ll be banned for life!! so come on down to our server and help us save the amazon, one block at a time!! 🌳🦜🚓 #savethetrees #minecraftjustice

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  • Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!

    Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS THE RUSSIAN CENTRAL BANK RAISING INTEREST RATES TO 18%?!?!?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD BE IMPRESSED!

    WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!

    BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!

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  • LootCraft: L vs I Edition

    LootCraft: L vs I Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.

    also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.

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  • Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women

    Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!

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