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Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Apocalypse, Conflict, Crafty, DECLARATION, distraction, Faggots, fear-mongering, global crisis, iran, Israel, j lo, Media, Minecraft, nukes, Politics, Propaganda, Server, speculation, Ultimate, uncertainty, War, world events, WWIII

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Farms Harvested:	827

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crops Grown:	1833
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4905
Runes Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	989404
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5861	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5498
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
New Chunks Explored:	48659	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

con artist, copycat, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, deceptive, disguise, Fake, false, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, Glasses, her.., Imitation, impersonation, Imposters, Impostor, Liar, Phony, PRETEND, pretender

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

ass hole, Bootyville, Cheekiest, climate, Cloudy, cold, Dead, Freezing, Frustration, hate, ISOLATED, longing, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, outside, Poor, Rural, Seasons, Server, storm’s, Warming Up, weather, WIND, Winter

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	192641	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!