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  • DockBlock Minecraft Server

    DockBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic riverfront property complete with a dock/ramp/platform that will make your neighbors jealous! But watch out, because our neighbors’ kids and friends just can’t resist the temptation to jump and run all over it, even after we’ve posted no trespassing signs.

    We’ve tried talking to the parents, but they just don’t seem to get the message. One mother even had the audacity to claim that my wife gave permission, when she definitely did not! And to top it off, they’ve been caught throwing rocks at our ramp late at night.

    Join our server now and help us defend our precious ramp from these unruly neighbors and their rock-throwing kids. It’s a battle of epic proportions, and we need all the help we can get to protect our property from invasion! Who knows, you might even earn the title of Ramp Defender Extraordinaire!

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  • ZooFeeders Minecraft Server

    ZooFeeders Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to feed the animals! That’s right, we encourage you to throw carrots at pigs, fish at ocelots, and bones at wolves. Let your wild side roam free in our virtual zoo!

    Join us for a chance to meet the infamous Grandpa Feeder, who will stop at nothing to make sure every animal gets a snack. Just be warned, he might also threaten to call the virtual police on you if you try to stop him. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    So come on down to our server and let the feeding frenzy begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers – they tend to explode when overfed. See you there!

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  • BlockyBreakups

    BlockyBreakups
    So, picture this: you’re building the most epic castle in Minecraft with your significant other, and suddenly they start placing dirt blocks all over your perfectly crafted walls. You look over and see them giggling like a maniac, throwing TNT everywhere and blowing up your hard work. That’s when it hits you – this person will never be your spouse. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about your partner sabotaging your builds. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a virtual wedding or two. Who needs a real-life spouse when you have a whole community of blocky friends to play with?

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  • SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

    SisStopBeingAChildMCServer
    Are you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.

    On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!

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  • KindCraft: Signs of Good Vibes

    KindCraft: Signs of Good Vibes
    Do you know what’s a surefire sign that someone is genuinely kind? When they join our Minecraft server! Our players are so kind, they once built an entire amusement park made entirely out of diamonds just to make each other smile. And get this – instead of fighting each other, they have epic dance-offs to settle their differences. So if you want to be surrounded by the kindest, most fun-loving players in the Minecraft universe, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who leaves gifts for players who show acts of kindness. So come join us and let’s spread some virtual love and laughter together!

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  • BlockyAddictCraft

    BlockyAddictCraft
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

    And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

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  • Haterade SMP: Obvious Signs

    Haterade SMP: Obvious Signs
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out to get you? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering if your fellow players are plotting against you.

    One time, a player built a secret underground base right next to another player’s house and filled it with nothing but chickens. And not just any chickens, but chickens with evil red eyes that followed the player around everywhere they went. It was the ultimate prank of chicken revenge!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of players who communicate only through the in-game chat by speaking in riddles. If you can decipher their cryptic messages, you might just uncover the hidden treasures they’ve buried all over the map.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and paranoia is your best friend, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always watch your back.

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  • CrazyCraft!

    CrazyCraft!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crazies out there!

    Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down elusive pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where players can dance the night away with exploding green creatures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the deranged Enderman King who challenges players to a game of Minecraft-themed trivia for fabulous prizes.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mentally unstable as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

    ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

    Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

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  • MartianRoverQuest

    MartianRoverQuest
    yo, so like, if u wanna find out if there’s aliens on mars, come join our minecraft server cuz we got the inside scoop. our server is like a portal to another dimension where u can explore the red planet and uncover ancient alien civilizations. we got secret missions from NASA and u might even stumble upon some intergalactic creatures. join now and be a part of the most out-of-this-world adventure in minecraft history!

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