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signs you might be naive

  • Naive Noobs Minecraft SMP

    Naive Noobs Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, have you ever thought about joining a Minecraft SMP that’s basically a collective fever dream? Like, I’m talkin’ wild! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything you’re doing and sprint towards this chaos-infested pixel land like a caffeinated chicken 🐔💨:

      • Giant Squids with Top Hats: Yup, you heard me. When you log in, be prepared to meet the Great Squid Chancellor, regally floating in the sunlit oceans. He demands tribute in the form of… raw fish? But plot twist! If you don’t give it to him, he’ll summon a tidal wave of… DOUGHNUTS! 🍩 Just imagine drowning in pastries and trying to swim – it’s a heart attack waiting to happen!

      • The Legendary Lava Monster named Steve: Dude, Steve was just a normal guy until he fell into some lava and then became the Lava Monster. 😱 Now he just wants a hug. But beware! If you try to hug him, your Minecraft world might spontaneously combust in a fiery explosion of cupcakes. Everyone wants a cupcake, right?! (Or is it just me?)

      • Talking Cows with PhDs: Don’t be shocked when you see cows giving you lectures on quantum physics while you try to mine diamonds. They might moo at you with fancy words, and if you don’t bring them carrots, they’ll deny you access to their secret enchanted forest with magical trees! I mean, who doesn’t want trees that just drop emeralds like it’s nbd?

      • Inventory Full of Rubber Ducks: Forget diamonds or gold! Here, you’ll harvest an insane number of rubber ducks 💦🦆. You can pretend they’re your army, and they rule over the land while you develop the world’s first Duck Utopia! Just don’t let the evil Rubber Duck King catch you, or you’ll be banished to the Realm of Eternal Quacking!

      • Nether Hell Club: Join the Nether’s hottest club (literally) where the piglins know how to throw a rager! They’ve got DJ Ghast spinning fiery beats, and if you can survive the dance-off, you might win a prized slice of cake made of real ender pearls! 🎂

      • Time-Traveling Villagers: What if the villagers knew how to time travel and took your butt back to prehistoric times? You could ride dinosaurs (made of blocks, obvi) and they will probably turn out to be your loyal pets! Like a T-Rex that shrieks, “YEEHAW” every time you jump off a cliff!

      • The Monthly Enderman Fashion Show🔥: It’s basically all the Endermen strutting their stuff with their stylish blocks! You can be their runway coach! Have you ever thought about teaching an Enderman how to walk in stilettos? Hilarious.

    If any of these reasons make you laugh, scream, or throw your computer out the window, then this crazy Minecraft SMP is where you belong! Come join us and see if you can survive the madness! 🌈✨flips table Like, seriously, if you don’t, are you even living life to the fullest?

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  • Wyrmspire

    Wyrmspire

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    Server IP: 209.192.200.28:25564

    209.192.200.28:25564

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  • MCUU

    MCUU

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    Will you become the richest player on MCUU?

    Our more than 8 years of experience as a multigaming platform are available to you as know-how to get involved in a new project.

    As an aspiring business server, we offer you the opportunity to start your own financial empire today!

    Start with your own property in a city of your choice and look for a job. Are you more of a brutal lumberjack, a dirty miner or an animal-loving farmer? Find out now. There are hardly any limits to individuality with our own plot system, where you can expand your starting plot (which is 31×31 blocks!) upwards and downwards.

    Is it too boring for you alone? Team up with friends and save up for a clan plot of over 100×100 blocks and build your own empire. Is that still not enough for you? On our specially created paintball maps you can fight with different people to see who is the best! Whether grenades, shotguns or even orbital strikes – this is where the action begins! Climb the richest player rankings and buy whatever you’ve ever wanted.

    In addition to many regular content updates, you can also look forward to various plugins developed specifically for our server!

    Currently planned are, among other things, clan systems and your own companies that you can found and keep running together.

    So there’s only one question left… When are you finally going to start showing us what you can do? Get started now on MCUU.de

    mc.mcuu.de

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  • Infinite minecrafter

    Infinite minecrafter

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    Welcome to the Infinite Minecrafter’s Network, where gaming adventures await! Join our vibrant community and embark on an exciting journey alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Immerse yourself in our 24/7 server and unlock a world of limitless possibilities and creativity.

    Collaborate with other players on epic builds, engage in thrilling PvP battles, or embark on daring adventures.

    Our community extends beyond Minecraft, embracing the joy of exploring other games together.

    As the official Discord server of the Infinite Minecrafter’s Network, we provide a safe and inclusive space for players of all ages and backgrounds.

    Join us today and experience the excitement of a thriving gaming community. Let the adventures begin!

    Interested?

    Join our server! Invite: discord.gg/rEydRsYQHX

    infiniteminecrafters.com

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  • Nephthys Network

    Nephthys Network

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    Survival server for Minecraft Java and Bedrock 1.16.x Video: https://youtu.be/gAFXnxTkfu8 Server Features Survival pvp 1vs1 duels Clans Meteorites protection stones Server Exclusive Battle Pass Pets Tombs to recover your things Chat events every 20 min. Create your own warps New enchantments Improved mobs, more difficulty

    mc.nephthys.es

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