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signs you might be naive

  • Naive Noobs Minecraft SMP

    Naive Noobs Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, have you ever thought about joining a Minecraft SMP that’s basically a collective fever dream? Like, I’m talkin’ wild! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything you’re doing and sprint towards this chaos-infested pixel land like a caffeinated chicken 🐔💨:

      • Giant Squids with Top Hats: Yup, you heard me. When you log in, be prepared to meet the Great Squid Chancellor, regally floating in the sunlit oceans. He demands tribute in the form of… raw fish? But plot twist! If you don’t give it to him, he’ll summon a tidal wave of… DOUGHNUTS! 🍩 Just imagine drowning in pastries and trying to swim – it’s a heart attack waiting to happen!

      • The Legendary Lava Monster named Steve: Dude, Steve was just a normal guy until he fell into some lava and then became the Lava Monster. 😱 Now he just wants a hug. But beware! If you try to hug him, your Minecraft world might spontaneously combust in a fiery explosion of cupcakes. Everyone wants a cupcake, right?! (Or is it just me?)

      • Talking Cows with PhDs: Don’t be shocked when you see cows giving you lectures on quantum physics while you try to mine diamonds. They might moo at you with fancy words, and if you don’t bring them carrots, they’ll deny you access to their secret enchanted forest with magical trees! I mean, who doesn’t want trees that just drop emeralds like it’s nbd?

      • Inventory Full of Rubber Ducks: Forget diamonds or gold! Here, you’ll harvest an insane number of rubber ducks 💦🦆. You can pretend they’re your army, and they rule over the land while you develop the world’s first Duck Utopia! Just don’t let the evil Rubber Duck King catch you, or you’ll be banished to the Realm of Eternal Quacking!

      • Nether Hell Club: Join the Nether’s hottest club (literally) where the piglins know how to throw a rager! They’ve got DJ Ghast spinning fiery beats, and if you can survive the dance-off, you might win a prized slice of cake made of real ender pearls! 🎂

      • Time-Traveling Villagers: What if the villagers knew how to time travel and took your butt back to prehistoric times? You could ride dinosaurs (made of blocks, obvi) and they will probably turn out to be your loyal pets! Like a T-Rex that shrieks, “YEEHAW” every time you jump off a cliff!

      • The Monthly Enderman Fashion Show🔥: It’s basically all the Endermen strutting their stuff with their stylish blocks! You can be their runway coach! Have you ever thought about teaching an Enderman how to walk in stilettos? Hilarious.

    If any of these reasons make you laugh, scream, or throw your computer out the window, then this crazy Minecraft SMP is where you belong! Come join us and see if you can survive the madness! 🌈✨flips table Like, seriously, if you don’t, are you even living life to the fullest?

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  • BurstMC

    BurstMC

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    BurstMC is a newly created minecraft Hardcore server with insane features! – Grind playtime levels – Conquer the leaderboards – Build your army – Become unstoppable Join today!

    play.burstmc.net

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  • denisland

    denisland

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    denisland.de survival vanilla server

    fun server

    1.20.1

    owner active

    fun

    open to suggestions

    denisland.de

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  • Valewoods

    Valewoods

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    [WIP] [Forge 1.19.2 JAVA NO VANILLA VERSION JOIN ATTEMPS]

    We have jobs, houses, in-game currency system, trains & cars. Plenty of spots to chill in. Loads of other mods for cosmetic and fun! Soon there will be mini-games like manhunt, scavenging and more! POP IN TO SEE THE LATEST!

    198.244.176.11:25690

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SkyCraft Network

    SkyCraft Network

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    Over several years, we built several game modes and were responsible for entertaining more than 400,000 people.

    mc.skycraft.com.br

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