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  • CraftyQueens LGBTQ+ Crime Rates

    CraftyQueens LGBTQ+ Crime Rates
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 713
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Chimeras Created: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

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    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

    APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!

    SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!

    COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!

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  • DivineNetwork

    DivineNetwork
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7238
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Crops Grown: 3545
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    – Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Bedrock Port: 19132

    na.divinenetwork.net

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  • Furventures

    Furventures
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 9272
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

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    Furventures is a Minecraft server where furries and friends can come together to explore, create, and conquer. From mysterious quests and sprawling landscapes to epic builds and thrilling survival challenges, there’s something for everyone. Join our inclusive and friendly community, where every player can find their own path and make lasting memories. Unleash your creativity, embark on epic journeys, and make Furventures your new home today!

    play.furventures.org:25580

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  • Just an SMP [Survival] [1.21 Update]

    Just an SMP [Survival] [1.21 Update]
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 5375
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 3

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    Just an SMP is a small and close knit community with an active staff team welcoming you to join us and meet people that could end up being your closest friends for life.

    We try and keep gameplay as close to as Vanilla as possible. We encourage players to create/join teams and venture to become the best of the best!

    Join us on our semi-vanilla java Minecraft server where we do anything as long as its fun, whether that be lore, PvP or simply just building!

    Plugins* Graves* Treefeller* Betterteams* Simple voice chat* Headsdrop

    Join here Just an SMP Discord Server

    apx2423538.apexmc.co:25660

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  • ChuubaCraft Minecraft Server

    ChuubaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 3314
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Do you want to spice things up with some ESL chuubas? Well, look no further because our server is in desperate need of more ESL chuubas (sorry indos, you don’t count).

    Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players from all over the world who may or may not speak English as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft with a bunch of aliens, but in a good way!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in broken English. Will you be the one to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Or will you just end up getting lost in translation and accidentally angering the ghost?

    Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity and confusion that comes with playing on our server. So come on, join us and let the ESL chuubas reign supreme!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /pgt/ – PokéCraft SMP #4

    Minecraft SMP – /pgt/ – PokéCraft SMP #4
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2108
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you MUST include at least one Pokégirl in all your builds! Why, you ask? Because our server is plagued by a curse that can only be lifted by the power of Pokégirls!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most powerful Pokégirls in the land. Will you be the one to catch them all and save our server from certain doom? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the jungle, searching for that elusive Jungle Fever Pokégirl?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and your Pokéballs, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of Pokégirls you’ll encounter along the way? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

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  • BlockyLife Minecraft Server

    BlockyLife Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 9189
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Magic Items Found: 5751
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your daughter’s party nights? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will make you forget all about your daughter’s shenanigans.

    🍷 We have wine-drinking competitions every night, so you can get as wine drunk as you want in the safety of your own virtual world. No need to worry about pesky legal troubles here!

    🎓 Gap year? More like gap YAY! Study as much or as little as you want on our server, because who needs a university degree when you have Minecraft skills?

    👮‍♀️ Get into fights with the staff at our virtual nightclubs without fear of being detained by the police. It’s all fun and games here!

    💰 And if you’re feeling a bit fraudulent, no worries! We won’t judge if you give false info to the virtual social security agency to get more in-game money. It’s all part of the fun!

    Join our server now and live your best virtual life, no parents allowed! 😂🎮

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  • MiddleNameMania

    MiddleNameMania
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 844
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 970435 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

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    Are you tired of being stuck with a name straight out of the Bible that’s more outdated than a floppy disk? Do you want to escape the constant reminder of the bullies who made fun of you for it? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it means leaving your old name behind like a creeper explosion!

    On our server, you can choose any name you want and no one will judge you for it. Want to go by your middle name because it’s more fitting for you? Go for it! Want to be known as “DiamondDestroyer69”? We support your creative expression!

    And if your parents try to rain on your name-changing parade, don’t worry – on our server, you’re the boss of your own identity. No one can tell you what to be called, not even your mom and dad. So come join us and leave your old name in the past like a zombie horde in the sunlight. It’s time to start fresh and build a new identity, one block at a time!

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  • PrisonProtestMC

    PrisonProtestMC
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 3004
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

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    come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got 60 women at tehran’s evin prison protesting death sentences and we need YOU to help them escape! build secret tunnels, create distractions, and fight off guards with your diamond swords!

    but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. and if you’re feeling brave, take on the ender dragon in a epic battle for glory and treasure!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

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  • RivetingGlyphoCraft

    RivetingGlyphoCraft
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2782
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Votes: 6233
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got rivers flowin’ with glyphosate, man! It’s like, a whole new level of potion makin’ and stuff. Imagine brewin’ up some crazy potions with that stuff, you’ll be unstoppable in PvP battles, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone. They can build insane contraptions that will blow your mind, like a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether or a flying machine that can take you to the End in seconds.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

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