Signs To Watch For MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RedFlagReminder Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with talking chickens who give out quests for enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And every full moon, a giant zombie llama comes out to challenge anyone brave enough to take it on in a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamacorns who control the weather and can summon thunderstorms on command. Plus, every new player gets a free pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast marshmallows for you while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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BlockBuddiesUnited

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.

But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

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PaycheckPirates

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Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

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TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

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Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

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so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

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Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

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Server Name sVanilla Survival

IP corn.gg

Region USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Survive & Thrive: Experience freedom in gameplay and explore, build, or conquer as you wish.

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

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LmaoCraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!

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SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP

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Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

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MomCraft – Grief Edition

MomCraft, long-term effects, parent loss, Loneliness, moving forward

Are you tired of dealing with the loss of a parent and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is here to support you through tough times and make you laugh until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical healing powers that can help you cope with your grief. So why wait? Join us now and let the healing begin!

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Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Signs To Watch For

Overview:

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

Are there economy plugins on the server?

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?