signs of poor upbringing Minecraft Servers

signs of poor upbringing

  • Unruly Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Unruly Blocks Minecraft SMP

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    🌈✨ Welcome, fellow block-heads, to the MOST epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be crafting with a potato. 🥔💩

    Let me tell ya about this server! First off, it has a magic portal to the Land of Lost Memes! 🤯 You can find all those dank memes that disappeared in 2017. Imagine mining alongside a Shrek statue that’s haunted by the spirit of a 1,000-year-old meme lord. He’ll whisper sweet nothings about onion layers while waiting for that full moon to shine on our diamond-encrusted chicken coop! 🐔💎

    But wait, there’s MORE! Ever wanted to ride a llama while battling a team of rogue cats in a bedrock coliseum? HERE’S YOUR CHANCE! Our server has a special event called “Catocalypse!” 🌪️ It’s like a cat version of Mad Max, and you can totally claim your throne made of rainbow wool! Plus, if you ain’t flexin’ your cat-fat stacks, what’s even the point?

    Also, we’ve got an underground church of the Holy Gold Block where you can go to pray for luck in getting a full set of enchanted diamond armor but like, who needs those when you can just join the Cult of Steve and worship the one true block? ✝️✨

    Plus, did I mention the NPCs on this server are all based on your mom? Yeah, they have some wild dialogue like, “Have you eaten, dear?” and “Don’t forget to clean your room!” Meanwhile, they’ll totally trade you a diamond for your last piece of bread. 😂🍞

    But wait, THERE’S STILL MORE! We have a special feature called “The Void Zone,” where all your belongings mysteriously disappear just like your will to live after scrolling through TikTok for six hours straight. Not to mention every week there’s an event called “Creeper Olympics” where you can race against other players while dodging exploding green dudes and biting dogs. 🏃‍♂️💨💣

    And if you don’t join now, a bad luck curse will be placed on your Minecraft world. Trust me, you don’t want your cows to start floating and your chickens to explode every time you enter a cave. No one wants that kind of chaos in their life, am I right? 🙈💥

    So what are you waiting for? Log in now and prepare for a wild ride filled with screaming llamas, suspicious pickles, and the chance to finally prove that you’ve totally got your life together in a block-ified universe! 🏰🥒💖

    Join us, or forever be known as the player who has a pet cow named “Bessie” but spends their time building dirt huts in their mom’s basement. 🏡💩

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  • Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

    Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

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    🎮😎 Welcome to the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever LOL at!!! You ever wanted to play Minecraft AND experience the wildest ride of your life? Well, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server (unless your grandma is a dragon-taming wizard – then she might fit right in)!

    Firstly, you’ll never believe the backstory of our server! Legend has it, it was created by a cult of llamas who demanded the finest diamond tacos! Yep, you heard that right! If you don’t join, you might wake up one day to find a llama on your pillow, staring at you with those judgemental eyes! I’ve seen it happen! 👀

    And don’t get me STARTED on the players! You want outrageous? We’ve got players who think crafting a cake is a form of dark magic. Last week, Timmy tried to summon the Nether just to bake cookies. Spoiler: 10 WITHER SKELETONS showed up instead! 😂 Now Timmy is on a quest to collect them all like Pokémon. That’s right, we play Minecraft like it’s Pokémon Go now! Who needs rules?

    Oh and speaking of chaos, we have a literal “Creeper Rain” day where every Tuesday, creepers just fall from the sky like it’s some twisted birthday party, and if you don’t get blown up at least once, you’re officially a wuss! Bring your best armor and maybe a therapist.

    We also have this insane redstone inventor named Bob – he once built a machine that turns your mom’s voice into cat noises! I swear, he’s working on a contraption that cures boredom by exploding every 5 minutes. So come prepared for both laughs and possible existential dread.

    Join us for the weekly “Defend the Cow” tournament where you have to protect the sacred moo-ing beast from wave after wave of pixelated hunger-intoxicated zombies wanting cheeseburgers. If you fail, you get banned to “The Nether of Bad Builds” where you have to live in a house made of mud blocks for a week. 🙈

    Seriously, if you’re tired of boring adult life, dive into this craziness because I promise you’ll leave with a new friendship, existential crisis, and possibly a llama on your shoulder. 😂🐑

    So what are you waiting for? Your mom’s approval? Pfft! Join this ridiculous Minecraft SMP today before it gets taken down by the llama overlords! 🦙🔥

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  • SSMP: Where the only thing whiter than our sheep is the whitelist

    SSMP: Where the only thing whiter than our sheep is the whitelist

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    Server Name SSMP: Simple Survival, 1.21
    Description SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS. Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.
    Features
      • 2 /sethomes + bed
      • easy /spawn access
      • developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
      • rare head drops
      • physical and active player-based economy
      • gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

    Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

    Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

    We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, use the IP address SSMP.io in your Minecraft client.

    Are there any limits on gameplay?

    We do not place limits on gameplay as long as it follows our simple rules. Feel free to create large scale builds and redstone contraptions.

    Can I use mods on the server?

    We allow some mods, but please make sure they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

    Is there an admin shop or jobs on the server?

    No, our economy has no admin involvement. We do not have an admin shop or jobs system.

    What is the discord server for?

    Our discord server is a place for players to chat, coordinate, and stay updated on server events and announcements.

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  • LadariusCraft Minecraft Server

    LadariusCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be – even a black American with a Ladarius-like first name and an Irish surname! Join us and live out your wildest identity fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden treasure of leprechaun gold at the end of a rainbow! So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • Lost in Blocks – Minecraft SMP /ptng/ #139

    Lost in Blocks – Minecraft SMP /ptng/ #139

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and activities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us for the [Embers of Long Night] event where you’ll have to survive against hordes of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Or how about the [Glimmer in the Shadows] arrest event where you’ll have to outsmart the sneaky Endermen trying to steal all your diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the [Faded Pursuit] directional arrest and try to catch the elusive creeper who’s been causing chaos in the village. And don’t forget about the [Mania Training] phase 7 where you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with exploding TNT blocks!

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret societies lurking in the shadows (/ptng/ in sig when applying). And don’t forget to redeem the secret codes (sɓu!ʇʇǝs ʇunoɔɔⱯ u! ɯǝǝpǝꓤ)sǝpoꓛ for some extra surprises!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

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  • ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

    ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekends? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between you and those pesky creepers!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?

    Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.

    So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!

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  • MommyNoNoCraft

    MommyNoNoCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler in a t-shirt and nappy wandering the streets at night? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like the little boy following the dog, you’ll be following your instincts and exploring new territories in our server. Who knows what kind of characters you’ll come across – from overprotective mothers to misunderstood heroes like yourself.

    And just like the woman who accused our player of trying to lead her child astray, you’ll encounter some drama and hilarious misunderstandings along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    So come join us on our server and experience the excitement, the laughter, and the unexpected moments that make Minecraft truly unforgettable. Just remember, keep an eye on your fellow players – you never know who might need a helping hand or a good laugh!

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  • SimpleSMPStruggles

    SimpleSMPStruggles

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to build a house without getting blown up by creepers every five seconds! But don’t worry, our resident expert creeper whisperer will teach you how to negotiate with them and maybe even make them your pets.

    If you’re tired of the same old boring SMPs where everyone just builds boring old houses and farms, then come join us for some wacky adventures. We have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a secret base filled with diamonds and treasure (but shh, don’t tell anyone).

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our annual “Hunger Games” event where players battle it out in a fight to the death (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…mostly).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most chaotic, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia

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    Remember the good ol’ days when your biggest worry was whether your Minecraft house had enough diamond blocks? Well, on our server, we’re bringing back those childhood memories in a big way! Join us and relive the glory days of your youth, where the only responsibilities you had were mining for resources and fighting off creepers.

    Our server is like a time machine, transporting you back to a simpler time when your biggest decision was whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of Steve. With endless possibilities and a community of players who are just as nostalgic as you are, you’ll feel like a kid again in no time.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and blasting “All Star” by Smash Mouth in the background? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate blast from the past on our Minecraft server!

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  • BEROSMA: Where Vanilla is Semi, Challenges are Challenged, and Beta is Still Beta-d.

    BEROSMA: Where Vanilla is Semi, Challenges are Challenged, and Beta is Still Beta-d.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address berosma.lilypad.gg
    Version 1.21

    Discord: Join our Discord server

    TLDR: Modern Minecraft with old-school mechanics, extra challenges, better progression, and other throwbacks for veteran players. 100% free!

    Are you tired of Minecraft being too easy? Do you miss the old days when surviving was difficult? Join BEROSMA, a server that focuses on making Minecraft more challenging with an old-school twist.

    Features:

      • Improved gameplay mechanics
      • Rebalanced content
      • Challenging progression
      • Beta-inspired terrain generation
      • Cooldown-free combat
      • Waystones

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord server.

    Note: No voting, microtransactions, donations, or cash-grabs on this server. Enjoy the game without any hidden fees!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server free to play? Yes, the server is 100% free with no hidden fees.
    What version is the server running on? The server is currently running on version 1.21.
    Are there any microtransactions? No, there are no microtransactions or donations required on this server.
    What sets BEROSMA apart from other Minecraft servers? BEROSMA focuses on challenging gameplay, old-school mechanics, and improved progression for experienced players.
    How can I join the server? Connect to berosma.lilypad.gg using the Minecraft IP and join the community on Discord for more information.

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