signs of poor upbringing Minecraft Servers

signs of poor upbringing

  • Unruly Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Unruly Blocks Minecraft SMP

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    🌈✨ Welcome, fellow block-heads, to the MOST epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be crafting with a potato. 🥔💩

    Let me tell ya about this server! First off, it has a magic portal to the Land of Lost Memes! 🤯 You can find all those dank memes that disappeared in 2017. Imagine mining alongside a Shrek statue that’s haunted by the spirit of a 1,000-year-old meme lord. He’ll whisper sweet nothings about onion layers while waiting for that full moon to shine on our diamond-encrusted chicken coop! 🐔💎

    But wait, there’s MORE! Ever wanted to ride a llama while battling a team of rogue cats in a bedrock coliseum? HERE’S YOUR CHANCE! Our server has a special event called “Catocalypse!” 🌪️ It’s like a cat version of Mad Max, and you can totally claim your throne made of rainbow wool! Plus, if you ain’t flexin’ your cat-fat stacks, what’s even the point?

    Also, we’ve got an underground church of the Holy Gold Block where you can go to pray for luck in getting a full set of enchanted diamond armor but like, who needs those when you can just join the Cult of Steve and worship the one true block? ✝️✨

    Plus, did I mention the NPCs on this server are all based on your mom? Yeah, they have some wild dialogue like, “Have you eaten, dear?” and “Don’t forget to clean your room!” Meanwhile, they’ll totally trade you a diamond for your last piece of bread. 😂🍞

    But wait, THERE’S STILL MORE! We have a special feature called “The Void Zone,” where all your belongings mysteriously disappear just like your will to live after scrolling through TikTok for six hours straight. Not to mention every week there’s an event called “Creeper Olympics” where you can race against other players while dodging exploding green dudes and biting dogs. 🏃‍♂️💨💣

    And if you don’t join now, a bad luck curse will be placed on your Minecraft world. Trust me, you don’t want your cows to start floating and your chickens to explode every time you enter a cave. No one wants that kind of chaos in their life, am I right? 🙈💥

    So what are you waiting for? Log in now and prepare for a wild ride filled with screaming llamas, suspicious pickles, and the chance to finally prove that you’ve totally got your life together in a block-ified universe! 🏰🥒💖

    Join us, or forever be known as the player who has a pet cow named “Bessie” but spends their time building dirt huts in their mom’s basement. 🏡💩

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  • Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

    Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

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    🎮😎 Welcome to the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever LOL at!!! You ever wanted to play Minecraft AND experience the wildest ride of your life? Well, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server (unless your grandma is a dragon-taming wizard – then she might fit right in)!

    Firstly, you’ll never believe the backstory of our server! Legend has it, it was created by a cult of llamas who demanded the finest diamond tacos! Yep, you heard that right! If you don’t join, you might wake up one day to find a llama on your pillow, staring at you with those judgemental eyes! I’ve seen it happen! 👀

    And don’t get me STARTED on the players! You want outrageous? We’ve got players who think crafting a cake is a form of dark magic. Last week, Timmy tried to summon the Nether just to bake cookies. Spoiler: 10 WITHER SKELETONS showed up instead! 😂 Now Timmy is on a quest to collect them all like Pokémon. That’s right, we play Minecraft like it’s Pokémon Go now! Who needs rules?

    Oh and speaking of chaos, we have a literal “Creeper Rain” day where every Tuesday, creepers just fall from the sky like it’s some twisted birthday party, and if you don’t get blown up at least once, you’re officially a wuss! Bring your best armor and maybe a therapist.

    We also have this insane redstone inventor named Bob – he once built a machine that turns your mom’s voice into cat noises! I swear, he’s working on a contraption that cures boredom by exploding every 5 minutes. So come prepared for both laughs and possible existential dread.

    Join us for the weekly “Defend the Cow” tournament where you have to protect the sacred moo-ing beast from wave after wave of pixelated hunger-intoxicated zombies wanting cheeseburgers. If you fail, you get banned to “The Nether of Bad Builds” where you have to live in a house made of mud blocks for a week. 🙈

    Seriously, if you’re tired of boring adult life, dive into this craziness because I promise you’ll leave with a new friendship, existential crisis, and possibly a llama on your shoulder. 😂🐑

    So what are you waiting for? Your mom’s approval? Pfft! Join this ridiculous Minecraft SMP today before it gets taken down by the llama overlords! 🦙🔥

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  • Poldencraft

    Poldencraft

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    Poldencraft network an relaunch of our network from 2010-2013 and we have different servers inlcuding factions, create and survival and more

    poldencraft.com

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  • Outpost hermitcraft

    Outpost hermitcraft

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    Outpost  Hermits Semi-Vanilla | Claims | Custom Ranks | Friendly Community | Hermitcraft Style

    Join and enjoy yourself on this wonderful server

    outposthermits.secure.pebble.host

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  • 🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

    🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

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    All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

    — Free donation per time

    — Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

    — Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

    — More than 20 types of transport

    — More than 15 types of weapons

    –Star Trek items with kill counters!

    — Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

    — Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

    — Competitions and clan tops

    — No wipes

    — No cheaters

    — No cheating for donations

    ▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

    ▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

    ▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

    Still not sure if you should come in? Okay, now we’ll tell you something else, just to no one, okay?

    The “/code boom” command gives you an awesome gift… you’ll definitely like it!

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    mr26.DynamiteMc.ru

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  • Looting Craft

    Looting Craft

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    LootingCraft is a fun Minecraft server custom made gamemodes like Mining Mania which is a mix of prison and an rpg where you upgrade your tools and armor and become the most powerful player!

    LootingCraft.apexmc.co

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  • Sarvajanik SMP

    Sarvajanik SMP

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    Hello All… This Is Vatsal here. Plz Vote My Server. For the Best Experience Of Minecraft !! Thank u !!

    Vamsu.aternos.me:19393

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  • The nexus

    The nexus

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    The NexusHey there! Welcome to The Nexus! We are a small network with many different unique ideas coming into different servers. We have a lot of different plans for many different servers. We currently have Kingdoms, which is our land conquering, dungeon exploring, raiding, and PVE or PVP survival server. This server was released into Open Beta on 6/5/2022 and will be receiving a lot of updates over time. We are in the works of two new servers that won’t be disclosed yet. We are looking to expand our network and would like for you to join!

    Website: https://mcnexusnetwork.enjin.com/Discord: https://discord.com/invite/peeveRpU8WStore: https://thenexus.tebex.io/

    mc.nexus-minecraft.com

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  • VANILLA SURVIVAL Java bedrock server Minecraft

    VANILLA SURVIVAL Java bedrock server Minecraft

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    Server for vanilla survival with friends

    You can access the server from any device (phone, computer, laptop, tablet)

    95.216.92.76:25936

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  • UnderRealms Whitelisted Magic and War

    UnderRealms Whitelisted Magic and War

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    We have 1.18 terrain! Looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. There’s really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will include small governments and cities; even war. Solo SMP players will be flagged as such to allow them the HermitCraft experience side of things. Every season (a few months to a year) the server is reset, and built up again, by you, in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THIS DISCORD (https://discord.gg/HGnTnm88NC) and APPLY. Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to have their application reviewed by my staff but that doesn’t take very long at all if you are accepted. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just BE COURTEOUS TO OTHER PLAYERS ALWAYS and TRY TO MAKE THINGS LOOK GOOD; THE BEST YOU CAN. Also, all member updates are on my Discord channel.

    51.81.142.183

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