signs of poor upbringing Minecraft Servers

signs of poor upbringing

  • Unruly Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Unruly Blocks Minecraft SMP

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    🌈✨ Welcome, fellow block-heads, to the MOST epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be crafting with a potato. 🥔💩

    Let me tell ya about this server! First off, it has a magic portal to the Land of Lost Memes! 🤯 You can find all those dank memes that disappeared in 2017. Imagine mining alongside a Shrek statue that’s haunted by the spirit of a 1,000-year-old meme lord. He’ll whisper sweet nothings about onion layers while waiting for that full moon to shine on our diamond-encrusted chicken coop! 🐔💎

    But wait, there’s MORE! Ever wanted to ride a llama while battling a team of rogue cats in a bedrock coliseum? HERE’S YOUR CHANCE! Our server has a special event called “Catocalypse!” 🌪️ It’s like a cat version of Mad Max, and you can totally claim your throne made of rainbow wool! Plus, if you ain’t flexin’ your cat-fat stacks, what’s even the point?

    Also, we’ve got an underground church of the Holy Gold Block where you can go to pray for luck in getting a full set of enchanted diamond armor but like, who needs those when you can just join the Cult of Steve and worship the one true block? ✝️✨

    Plus, did I mention the NPCs on this server are all based on your mom? Yeah, they have some wild dialogue like, “Have you eaten, dear?” and “Don’t forget to clean your room!” Meanwhile, they’ll totally trade you a diamond for your last piece of bread. 😂🍞

    But wait, THERE’S STILL MORE! We have a special feature called “The Void Zone,” where all your belongings mysteriously disappear just like your will to live after scrolling through TikTok for six hours straight. Not to mention every week there’s an event called “Creeper Olympics” where you can race against other players while dodging exploding green dudes and biting dogs. 🏃‍♂️💨💣

    And if you don’t join now, a bad luck curse will be placed on your Minecraft world. Trust me, you don’t want your cows to start floating and your chickens to explode every time you enter a cave. No one wants that kind of chaos in their life, am I right? 🙈💥

    So what are you waiting for? Log in now and prepare for a wild ride filled with screaming llamas, suspicious pickles, and the chance to finally prove that you’ve totally got your life together in a block-ified universe! 🏰🥒💖

    Join us, or forever be known as the player who has a pet cow named “Bessie” but spends their time building dirt huts in their mom’s basement. 🏡💩

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

    Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

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    🎮😎 Welcome to the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever LOL at!!! You ever wanted to play Minecraft AND experience the wildest ride of your life? Well, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server (unless your grandma is a dragon-taming wizard – then she might fit right in)!

    Firstly, you’ll never believe the backstory of our server! Legend has it, it was created by a cult of llamas who demanded the finest diamond tacos! Yep, you heard that right! If you don’t join, you might wake up one day to find a llama on your pillow, staring at you with those judgemental eyes! I’ve seen it happen! 👀

    And don’t get me STARTED on the players! You want outrageous? We’ve got players who think crafting a cake is a form of dark magic. Last week, Timmy tried to summon the Nether just to bake cookies. Spoiler: 10 WITHER SKELETONS showed up instead! 😂 Now Timmy is on a quest to collect them all like Pokémon. That’s right, we play Minecraft like it’s Pokémon Go now! Who needs rules?

    Oh and speaking of chaos, we have a literal “Creeper Rain” day where every Tuesday, creepers just fall from the sky like it’s some twisted birthday party, and if you don’t get blown up at least once, you’re officially a wuss! Bring your best armor and maybe a therapist.

    We also have this insane redstone inventor named Bob – he once built a machine that turns your mom’s voice into cat noises! I swear, he’s working on a contraption that cures boredom by exploding every 5 minutes. So come prepared for both laughs and possible existential dread.

    Join us for the weekly “Defend the Cow” tournament where you have to protect the sacred moo-ing beast from wave after wave of pixelated hunger-intoxicated zombies wanting cheeseburgers. If you fail, you get banned to “The Nether of Bad Builds” where you have to live in a house made of mud blocks for a week. 🙈

    Seriously, if you’re tired of boring adult life, dive into this craziness because I promise you’ll leave with a new friendship, existential crisis, and possibly a llama on your shoulder. 😂🐑

    So what are you waiting for? Your mom’s approval? Pfft! Join this ridiculous Minecraft SMP today before it gets taken down by the llama overlords! 🦙🔥

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  • RegularChaos

    RegularChaos

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    We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

    The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

    Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

    RegularChaos.de

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  • Meta-Union

    Meta-Union

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    This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

    You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

    We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

    meta-union.com

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  • Lazuli MC

    Lazuli MC

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    Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

    Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

    lazulimc.net

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  • SwordPVP

    SwordPVP

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    The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

    spvp.me

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  • Alfi’s World

    Alfi’s World

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    We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

    We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

    82.119.123.106

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  • TeamVareide

    TeamVareide

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    mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

    mc.teamvareide.com

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  • Solumcraft

    Solumcraft

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    Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

    solumcraft.com

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  • CoolCraft

    CoolCraft

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    play.coolcraft.org.uk

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  • Craft4You

    Craft4You

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    We offer a lot of variety on our server: We have a beautiful property world where you can let your creativity run wild! You can farm raw materials and other things in the mining world (/warp mining), in the Nether (/warp Nether) and in the End (/warp End). This is how you get a free plot of land: In the property world (/warp GS) you search for a free property using the stick (property finder) that you get with the /gs tool. The overview map on http://map.mc-craft4you.de can help you enormously when looking for a beautifully located property. Alternatively, you can quickly teleport to a vacant lot by typing /gs search. Now you have found a beautiful property and you absolutely want it. To do this, enter /buy gs (don’t worry, it’s free). Now you can let your creativity run wild! Have fun! Do you also want a creative piece of land? Then follow the steps above, with the difference that you have to be in the creative world: /warp Freebuild If you have a long time, we have a great fun offer (/warp event): You can simply take out your frustration on your fellow players in a round of PvP (/warp PvP) You can play paintball (/warp paintball) in 7 self-built arenas! Spleef (/warp Spleef) is also present You can even play HungerGames (/warp HungerGames) with your friends in 6 arenas at the moment! Of course, we have many challenging jump courses where you can put your jumping skills to the test. There you will receive a certain amount of money for each course you complete. In the near future we will bring the game “The Walls”, invented by Hypixel, to our server.

    Many self-programmed plugins will help you have a breathtaking gaming experience! Examples: /invwarp shows you our warps in an inventory, where you just have to click on the corresponding item. The property plugin is programmed by us.

    mc-craft4you.de

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  • Spacebug Survival Server

    Spacebug Survival Server

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    This is a Wild West SMP type of server (Survival Multiplayer). On this server you are on your own. Do not expect any staff to come and help if you get killed and looted.

    Connect: play.minecraft.dk

    Come in, find a suited place to live and place a Chest to claim your starter region. From here you can mine and build – get more money by selling blocks to the server and claim even more land for yourself.

    PvP is part of this server, so watch your back!

    View Livemap at: http://play.minecraft.dk:8123

    Server started feb 6th 2013

    Server runs mostly without staff online – Though there are still rules to follow: http://minecraft.dk/rules – Failure to follow them, will most likely result in a permanent ban. So be sure to follow them. Commands: http://minecraft.dk/cmd

    play.minecraft.dk

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