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BoomerSMP: How old am I?

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Items Found:	4708	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gods Slained:	0

So like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I noticed I was getting old when I couldn’t keep up with all the young whippersnappers building crazy contraptions and slaying dragons left and right. I mean, I used to be the king of the server, but now I’m just a sad old man trying to remember where I left my diamond pickaxe. But hey, if you wanna join this SMP, you can relive my glory days and maybe even surpass them! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s make some memories before we all turn into Minecraft boomers.

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude. So, like, if you’re feeling old and crusty, this server will make you feel young and fresh again, trust me bro. Like, the other day, I saw this old dude join and he was walking around like a grandpa, but after playing on our server for a bit, he was running around like a kid on a sugar rush, it was hilarious bro.

And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?

So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crops Grown:	1471
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114

You know you’re getting old when you start reminiscing about the good ol’ days of Minecraft, when you used to spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs. But fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. Our community is full of quirky characters, from a talking parrot who gives out sage advice to a mischievous enderman who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary legend of the legendary legend. Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our world lies a mythical creature known as the Diamond Dragon, who guards a hoard of precious gems beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face this fearsome foe and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling ancient and decrepit in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow old-timers, for our server is here to inject some youthful energy back into your virtual veins! Join us and let your gray hairs down as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle pixelated dragons with your dentures (yes, dentures are a weapon in our server, don’t ask how, just roll with it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!

VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics

accusations, athlete, controversy, criminal, Defence, DEFEND, Dutch, forgiveness, Justice, Media, Olympic selection, olympics, partner, public opinion, rapist, Redemption, Rehabilitation, relationship, scandal, scrutiny, Steven van de Velde, Support, VeldeCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crops Grown:	8387
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Dutch rapist Steven van de Velde’s partner on our team and she’s like, super fierce and will defend our Olympic selection like a boss! Plus, we have the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

AirThreadzCraft

Air, AirThreadzCraft, atmospheric wonder, ethereal connections, flowing energy, hidden patterns, intangible web, interconnected, interconnectedness, intertwining, intricate design, invisible bonds, Invisible threads, mysterious network, mystical connections., Shifting, Tapestry, unseen beauty, unseen forces, unseen world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, imagine if air was like a big ol’ spider web, but you can’t see it! That’s the vibe of our server – a crazy, invisible world just waiting for you to explore.

Join us for the wildest ride of your life, where the air is made of magic and the blocks are made of pure awesomeness. Build a castle in the sky, ride a pig into battle, or just chill with your fellow players and chat about the mysteries of the universe.

We promise you’ll never look at air the same way again after playing on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the invisible tapestry and let the madness begin!

AmberSkinkCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

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ND Network

Active, Community, Community Events, Discord, discord server, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Friends, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player-driven, player-friendly, Public, PvE, PvP, Shop, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to the Nd Network This Is 24/7 Online Public Survival Server You Play With your friends and any problem join my discord server and contact Mental Daaku with proff

ndnetwork.us.to:25670

Pixelmon Turkiye

#exciting, Adventure, Balanced gaming experience, Challenges, Community, creativity, Events, Minecraft, Opponents, personalize, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Special quests, Survival, TEAM, Tournaments, trainer, Turkish support, Türkiye, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	176	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to the Pixelmon Turkey server! In this unique Pixelmon server, you will have the opportunity to explore both the world of Pokémon and the creativity of Minecraft. Thanks to the wide range of features we offer, you can completely personalize your gaming experience. Create your own Pokémon team, challenge your opponents and become the best trainer! An adventure full of regular events, tournaments and special quests awaits you. You can always get help thanks to our Turkish support and active community. We aim to provide a fair and balanced gaming experience. Join Pixelmon Turkey and take your place in this exciting world!

play.pixelmonturkiye.net

🌟 𝓕𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓯𝓽 🌟┃➤ What you were looking for ✔︎ Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Explore, family, FANTASY, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3576	Dimension Hops:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

The owner of the server “What you were looking for” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.funny95.ru

Faded Moon SMP: Where we’re so vanilla, we make hermits look social! 1.21 update!

13, Active, Chill, Community, Community Building, Discord, Events, Faded, Friendly, Fun, hermitcraft, hermits, minecraft server, Moon, multiplayer, new friends, Relaxed, smp, Social, Survival, update, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8607	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Faded Moon Minecraft Server Overview

Description	This server is mainly vanilla with some added features, aimed at creating a chill gaming environment for players.
Community	The goal of the server is to expand the community and connect with players to make new friends.
Discord	Players aged 13 and above can join the server’s Discord for more information. Discord link: https://discord.gg/3HhT84jbqZ

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server is mainly vanilla and runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any additional features on the server?

A: Yes, the server has some added features to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server suitable for younger players?

A: The server’s Discord states that players should be 13 years or older to join.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join and play on the server.

TangoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8850
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and untamed as the natural pussies of Brazil and Argentina? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are rocking a full bush! Join us for a hairy adventure unlike any other, where the only thing smoother than our gameplay is the smooth jazz playing in the background. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to explore a world where the only thing shaved is the ice in your mojito. See you in South America, baby!

BaltAusNZ Minecraft Server

/balt/, AusNZ, Average, BaltAusNZ, Edition, Estonian, Minecraft, Poster, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	100	Potions Brewed:	94
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	815712
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further than our server, where the average Estonian poster comes to play! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained Estonian posters who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of virtual blocks. They once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely in Estonian memes. If you can crack the code, you’ll unlock special in-game rewards and powers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary player known as “Estonian Steve,” who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed and defeat creepers with a single punch. Rumor has it he once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wacky world of the average Estonian poster!

DaddyDramaHideout

aita, bad breakup, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, custody, DaddyDramaHideout, family dynamics, fwb relationship, hiding daughter, Honesty, mental breakdown, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Risk, single mother, stress, Termination, Wealthy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	6488	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	4827	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3892	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like Gina 28f’s rollercoaster of a relationship with Dean 27m!

Imagine a world where you can build your own fortress to protect yourself from unexpected baby daddies and their iPad secrets. Will you choose to block them like Gina did, or will you face the drama head-on like a true warrior?

Explore our server and uncover hidden messages, just like Gina uncovered Dean’s relationship shenanigans. Will you choose to terminate the drama or let it play out like a soap opera?

Join us now and experience the thrill of unexpected plot twists, crazy exes, and maybe even a surprise baby announcement! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the adventure begin!