signs god is keeping you single

u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. but, like, the catch was that the city was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. so, the player had to, like, battle the chicken to get the treasures. it was, like, so epic, dude.

oh, and another reason to join is that there are, like, flying pigs in this server. yeah, u heard me right. flying pigs. u can ride them and, like, soar through the sky. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

and, like, if u join this server, u will become a part of a community that is, like, super chill and friendly. u can make friends and, like, build awesome stuff together. it’s, like, a big happy family.

so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and, like, experience the most insane and hilarious adventures ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.