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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	6639
Votes:	1552	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

attractiveness standards, bling, Brains, CraftyMates, Earning Potential, emotional stability, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, fertility indicators, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, Human Behavior, intelligence, mate choice, MATE SELECTION, mate value, material support, Meet, partner preferences, physical attractiveness, relationship preferences, reproductive success, Stability

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	183
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other!

Vital Junior High School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Community-driven Biomes Caves Custom plugins Vanilla Helpful staff Cross-play Java Bedrock Devices Community Vibrant Gameplay SMP Experience Plugins Smooth Enjoyable Join us, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ores Mined:	9298	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

VITAL SMP is a community driven slightly modded Survival WELCOME TO VITAL SMP! Features Include But Not Limited Too: * SMP Experience: Enjoy a new SMP experience with over 200+ new biomes and cave designs. * Community-Driven: We listen to the community and what they want to see in the server. * Custom Plugins: There are under 50 plugins to provide you a Vanilla like experience, but with a twist. * Helpful Staff: Our staff is here to ensure your gameplay is smooth and enjoyable. * Cross-Play: We support both Java, and Bedrock players on any device! If you are looking for a great community and a server with a lot to do, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our vibrant community! See you there!

IP Address: Java: apx2413121.apexmc.co Bedrock: apx2413121.apexmc.co:25565

apx2413121.apexmc.co

X-Button Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	52	Star Shards Collected:	221
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness