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PuppyPottyPlunder

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and enjoy a grassy area free of dog poop! Our 20ft by 20ft square of green goodness is the perfect spot to relax and build your dream Minecraft creations without worrying about stepping in any surprises.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual city, complete with apartments and businesses – but rest assured, there will be no dog poop to clean up here! Our virtual landscapers are on hand to keep the grassy area pristine and poop-free, so you can focus on building the Minecraft empire of your dreams.

Don’t let social media backlash deter you – on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the clean, poop-free environment we provide. So come on in and leave the drama at the door – join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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HandiCraft Minecraft Server

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Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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so, like, we got this totally epic minecraft server that is, like, off the charts crazy, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have unicorns roaming around and, like, dragons flying in the sky.

our server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. they’re like, “yo, come join us and let’s build some sick castles together.”

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you gotta be careful though, cuz they might try to explode on you.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? it’s like a thrill ride of a lifetime, dude.

so, like, come join our server and let’s have the most epic adventure ever. just remember, keep your clothes on and behave, or the unicorns might get mad.

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