PuppyPottyPlunder

Apartments, Backlash, bathroom, Business, City area, classist, Dogs, fenced off, grassy area, landscapers, pet owners, pick up after your dog, prejudice, public space, PuppyPottyPlunder, renters, RESPONSIBILITY, Shit, Signage, social media, Urban

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mines Excavated:	1188
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and enjoy a grassy area free of dog poop! Our 20ft by 20ft square of green goodness is the perfect spot to relax and build your dream Minecraft creations without worrying about stepping in any surprises.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual city, complete with apartments and businesses – but rest assured, there will be no dog poop to clean up here! Our virtual landscapers are on hand to keep the grassy area pristine and poop-free, so you can focus on building the Minecraft empire of your dreams.

Don’t let social media backlash deter you – on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the clean, poop-free environment we provide. So come on in and leave the drama at the door – join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9845	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

BlockyBrits: Keep it Covered & Cool

advertisement, advice, Behavior, Billboards, BlockyBrits, British tourists, clothes, Cool, Covered, cultural norms, Destination, Etiquette, European travel, holiday, modesty, Respect, Signage, spain, Spanish city, tourism, travel, vacation, Warning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, we got this totally epic minecraft server that is, like, off the charts crazy, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have unicorns roaming around and, like, dragons flying in the sky.

our server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. they’re like, “yo, come join us and let’s build some sick castles together.”

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you gotta be careful though, cuz they might try to explode on you.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? it’s like a thrill ride of a lifetime, dude.

so, like, come join our server and let’s have the most epic adventure ever. just remember, keep your clothes on and behave, or the unicorns might get mad.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Void Gems Collected:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	4971
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	3415
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	115
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Magic Items Found:	2585
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7585
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	8867
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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