PuppyPottyPlunder

landscapers, renters, pick up after your dog, Shit, grassy area

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and enjoy a grassy area free of dog poop! Our 20ft by 20ft square of green goodness is the perfect spot to relax and build your dream Minecraft creations without worrying about stepping in any surprises.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual city, complete with apartments and businesses – but rest assured, there will be no dog poop to clean up here! Our virtual landscapers are on hand to keep the grassy area pristine and poop-free, so you can focus on building the Minecraft empire of your dreams.

Don’t let social media backlash deter you – on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the clean, poop-free environment we provide. So come on in and leave the drama at the door – join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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HandiCraft Minecraft Server

Marking, mistake, handicap space, Server, carpark

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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BlockyBrits: Keep it Covered & Cool

tourism, cultural norms, clothes, advertisement, British tourists

so, like, we got this totally epic minecraft server that is, like, off the charts crazy, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have unicorns roaming around and, like, dragons flying in the sky.

our server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. they’re like, “yo, come join us and let’s build some sick castles together.”

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you gotta be careful though, cuz they might try to explode on you.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? it’s like a thrill ride of a lifetime, dude.

so, like, come join our server and let’s have the most epic adventure ever. just remember, keep your clothes on and behave, or the unicorns might get mad.

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Surviving Shopping District: Where even creepers come for a great deal! 1.21 update now available!

Deal, Friendly, Surviving, CREEPERS, Playtime

Welcome to Crafted Survival!

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your builds with land claims
Shopping District	Trade with other players in a dedicated shopping area
Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Explore the world with a dynamic live map
Mob Heads	Collect rare mob heads from defeated enemies
One Player Sleep	Speed up nights with one player sleep
Ranks	Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ:

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community.

Q: How can I protect my builds?

A: You can use land claiming to protect your builds from unwanted modifications.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed in designated areas, but not in the main world to prevent griefing.

Q: How do I earn ranks on the server?

A: Ranks are earned based on trust, playtime, and participation in server voting.

CraftyShitKickers Minecraft Server

prejudice, Server, racial slur, Minecraft, white nationalism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build the most ridiculous structures, team up with other players to conquer the virtual world, and unleash your inner chaos!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players compete in epic battles to see who can build the craziest and most outrageous creations.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Let’s show those SHITSKINS how it’s done!

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WelfareWarriors Minecraft SMP

retirement savings, retirement mindset, retirement income, living off welfare, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everyone is on a mission to achieve the ultimate goal of living off welfare like a boss! Why wait until retirement to relax and chill when you can start living the good life now in our virtual world?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?

But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

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MomCraft Server: No Housewives Allowed

Argument, baby factory, grand children, Working, Pregnancy

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family drama behind, just like this player left her mom’s expectations in the dust.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world without anyone telling you what to do. No more pressure to settle down and have kids – unless, of course, you want to create a whole village of little block babies!

And if you ever need to blow off some steam, just hop on and let out all your frustrations in a friendly PvP battle. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a player who understands your struggles with overbearing family members.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild – no judgment here, just endless fun!

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GrannyGamerFTW

Therapy, Mother, publication, Boundaries, Admiration

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Looking for a server where therapy sessions are a must? Look no further! Our server offers free therapy sessions to help you navigate through any family drama that may come your way. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Meet our diverse community of players, including stepmoms, dads, grandmas, and even half-siblings! Build relationships, just like this player did with their stepmom, and see where the virtual world takes you.

Don’t miss out on our special Mother’s Day events, like our mother/daughter spa day package! Bond with your in-game family members and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the server resets).

So, are you ready to dive into a world of family dynamics, therapy sessions, and virtual block-building adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama like a pro. Remember, in this virtual world, anything is possible – even becoming best friends with your stepmom!

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CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

CraftyCreeperCatastrophe, HEARTBREAK, devastating loss, world history, emotional impact

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We’ve recreated the sinking of the Titanic in block form, complete with icebergs and crying avatars. Can you survive the treacherous waters and make it to the safety of our virtual lifeboats? Only the bravest players will make it out alive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with zombie chickens wearing top hats. Can you navigate your way through the maze and uncover the hidden treasure at the end? Or will you be pecked to death by the dapper undead fowls?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant lava pit where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles. Show off your best moves and try not to catch on fire – it’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd adventures await you in our wacky world of blocks and mayhem!

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KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

Kursk Oblast, Ukraine, military escalation, international conflict, territorial dispute

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’ right? well, on our server, u can be part of the action! join us and help ukraine advance into russia’s Kursk Oblast, just like in the news!

we got crazy battles, epic sieges, and tons of explosions! u can be a hero and fight for the cause, or be a sneaky spy and sabotage the enemy from within. the choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

plus, we have a secret underground base where u can chill with other players and plot your next move. who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface? join now and find out!

so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and help ukraine take over russia, one block at a time! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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