Sign MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftyUkraine

Ukraine, УНН, 50, Government, international relations

so, liek, u know how ukraine has, liek, a bunch of minerals and stuff? well, this server is, liek, all about that! we got, liek, diamonds and emeralds for days, bro!

but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, he straight up refuses to sign this document giving 50% of all the minerals to the US! what a legend, amirite?

join our server and help zelensky protect the precious minerals from those sneaky americans! fight off mobs, build epic bases, and maybe even become the next president of ukraine in this wild and wacky world!

come join the fun and let’s show those americans who’s boss! #ukrainepride #mineralmadness

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NoPottyPartyCraft

awkward, guest, Ban, home, smell

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bathroom smells like a fishy sewer thanks to one of our players! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with mystery, intrigue, and a whole lot of stink!

Our server is so exclusive that even the bathroom has its own storyline. Will you uncover the secrets behind the fishy smell, or will you just hold your breath and hope for the best? The choice is yours!

But beware, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of caulk-replacing adventures, toilet mysteries, and awkward encounters with smelly guests. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the stinkiest bathroom in gaming history. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor!

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Sign Dance Party

dance styles, Deaf community, Body language, dance education, dance community

u know wat wud b even bettr dan dat? joinin our epic minecraft server!! we got all da sign language fluent dancers up in here, bustin out sick moves like u nevr seen before. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakin it down, and zombies doin the thriller dance. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see sum real dance skills in action. plus, we got a secret underground disco party where u can show off ur own moves and impress all da other players. come join us and let’s dance our way to victory!

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SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun

Communication, Space, Partnership, Telecom, italy

so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??

on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.

so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.

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Luminary Realm Minecraft Server

jewtube account, Keep, ad blockers, ab blockers, goyslop on jewtube

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of those pesky ads interrupting your goyslop viewing experience on jewtube? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of those ad demons by simply signing out of your jewtube account and keeping your ab blockers on! It’s like magic, but better!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges. Explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking llama who knows the secrets of the universe. The possibilities are endless, my fellow gamers. Let’s do this!

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The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

thatcher, propagate ideas, taboo, Minecraft, reagan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

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CraftyPridePalace

legislation, social justice, Georgian, refuses, RIGHTS

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world!

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CraftingWifeRage

sign, grind, Wife, mic, locked door

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

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Novidium

chest, BUILD, Items, Economy, old school

Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

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Monkey Sign Trip Craft

Curiosity, Hallucinations, psychedelic effects, language acquisition, drug effects

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE TRAINED MONKEYS SPEAKING SIGN LANGUAGE AND TRIPPING ON PSYCHEDELICS! YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE CRAZY ADVENTURES YOU’LL HAVE WITH OUR PRIMATES FRIENDS. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE CREEPERS, AND EXPLORE A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH OUR PSYCHEDELIC MONKEYS BY YOUR SIDE. DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE, JOIN NOW!

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