LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

digital content, Digital Media, Epic, forbidden fruit, gfe, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online interaction, online presence, Server, Successful, Technology, virtual companionship, virtual connections, virtual experience, virtual influencers, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtubers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

adult content, adult fiction, bad times, bedtime, blocky, Cuckhold, Degenerate, erotic literature, Erotica, explicit, explicit content, fetish, good times, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, perverted stories, prostitution, scandalous, seductive, Sensual, sex stories, sexual fantasies, Share, smp, Stories, taboo, Tales

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	4189
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	6897
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

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Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

abyss, almost fully vanilla, Boundaries, Challenging, Chaos, Choice, discord server, discriminatory language, enhance quality of life, entry form, farms above nether roof, fill out form, flavor, graves instead of dropping items, Griefing, join Discord, Kindness, laid-back community, leaves us in peace, Ledger, Lithium, lower lag, Make Friends, modlist, nether roof travel, No bullying, occasional, optional proximity chat, Permission, play minecraft, PvP, read rules, Respect, simple voice chat, smp, sodium, sprinkles, stealing, unique infrastructure, universal graves, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crops Grown:	2821
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Love Letters Sent:	2	Star Shards Collected:	51
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

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