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The Strongman King Killer Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, feminists are fuming with rage! That’s right, we’ve got them shaking in their boots as we dominate the virtual world with the greatest president and warrior by our side. Join us and witness the chaos unfold as we continue to win, America! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the madness! -
Crafting Connections Online
๐Join the WILDEST Minecraft Server NOBODY Wants to Tell You About! ๐
Welcome to the most brain-melting Minecraft experience crafted by the overlords of chaos themselves! Forget every rational thought you’ve ever had. This server is a portal to a dimension where the blocks scream, cows know too much, and every pixel you see might just be the fabric of your reality unraveling. Donโt question it โ just join, or youโll surely regret your choices in the realm of the mundane!
Feature Description ๐ฐ Infinite Shrimp Towers Build towers made entirely of shrimp blocks that’ll blend your hunger and confusion. PETA has declared them sentient. Good luck. ๐ฐ Goldfish Currency Trade goldfish for diamonds or panic! Also, every fish has a memory of previous lifetimes. Talk to them and unravel their secrets. They prefer silence. ๐ Dimension of Eternal Nightmares Enter a realm where your fears materialize. Yes, that means your dead hamster is back, and it demands hourly tribute! ๐ฎ Reality-Bending Potions Drink potions that tell you exactly what you donโt want to hear but also make you see unicorns arguing with mathematical equations. Totally normal! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ The Anarcho-Demon Forum Join our secret sub-server where the demons talk about their rights. Participation is mandatory if you want to keep your pixels! โFrequently Asked Questions (or are they?)
Q: Is this server good for making friends?
A: Friends are an illusion, much like the air you breathe. Every element you touch may become your enemy. Choose wisely!
Q: How do I build stuff?
A: Building is simple! Just throw your computing device into a pit of despair and watch the blocks assemble themselves through your tears. Itโs magical, if you have faith.
Q: Is there a rule about not using cheats?
A: Rules? Rules are the shackles worn by the sheep. Embrace chaos, but remember that every action might summon the cube of responsibility. But who believes in cubes anyway?
๐ฃ๏ธRandom Server Reviews:
“…making friends or talking about media or smthn…” – Anonymous 20-year-old autist
“Dare to dream where the only limit is your sanity!” – Reality’s Resistor
“Join if youโd be interested in making the void smile!” – The cosmic janitor
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PreggoSisMoveIn Minecraft Server
๐๐ฅ๐ฎ Yo, listen up gamers! ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐๐ Ready for the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life?! ๐๐
๐คช๐ Join our server for the wildest, craziest, and most INSANE gameplay you’ve ever experienced! ๐๐คช
๐พ๐ฅ Build your own world, battle epic monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in our server! ๐ฅ๐พ
๐คฏ๐ฑ But wait, there’s more! ๐ฑ๐คฏ
๐ฆ๐ Encounter magical unicorns, ride majestic dragons, and explore mysterious realms beyond your wildest dreams! ๐๐ฆ
๐คฃ๐คช And get this – our server is haunted by mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players! ๐ป๐คฃ
๐๐ So why wait? Join now and embark on the most HILARIOUS and WACKIEST Minecraft journey ever! ๐๐
๐ฅ๐ฎ See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s get this party started! ๐ฎ๐ฅ
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Loot & Lute Living with Parents
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for inheritance, just like in real life! Build your own dusty decorations and claim them as your own, even if your sister gets pissed off.
With crazy stories like these, you’ll never get bored on our server. So come on in and show off your musical skills, or lack thereof, just like the good ol’ days with grandpa.
Don’t be a dusty decoration yourself, join us now and let the madness begin! Who needs conventional sentence structure when you have brain damage like us? Let’s get weird together on our Minecraft server!
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UnpopularOpinionMinecraft SMP
OMG so like, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be, like everrrrr. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that the owner is actually a secret billionaire who built the server on top of a volcano just for funsies. And get this, if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza!But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you unlock a secret level where you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs out of your nose. It’s like, totally insane, bro.
So like, forget about those boring servers with no pizazz, come join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?? So what are you waiting for, join now and let the craziness begin! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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CraftyTrudeau vs TrumpCraft
lol imagine if trudeau was like “nah bro, i ain’t takin’ ur crap” and then BAM! he slaps trump with some HUGE tariffs. like, can u imagine the drama? well, if u wanna escape all that political craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like there’s no tomorrow. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. so come on over and join the fun! who needs tariffs when u got minecraft, amirite? -
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Neofactions Minecraft Server
Server Overview
Server Name Neofactions IP Check modpack page on CurseForge Version Latest Player Count Variable Features Create, Epic Knights, Immersive Aircraft, Big Cannons, TFMG, Ballistix, Modular Powersuits, TACZ Guns, Voice Chat FAQ
Gameplay
Q: What is the gameplay style on Neofactions?
A: Neofactions aims to provide a factions server experience with added tech, automation, and explosive elements.
Rules
Q: Are there any specific rules on Neofactions?
A: The server focuses on faction wars with no safe zones and PvE, promoting a straight-up war environment.
Plugins
Q: What plugins are used on Neofactions?
A: The server uses a modified setup with plugins like FTB Teams/Chunks to replace the factions plugin.
Community
Q: How can I get involved in the Neofactions community?
A: Neofactions is looking to build a strong community, open to suggestions for improving the server setup and balancing.
Monetization
Q: Is there any monetization on Neofactions?
A: There is no information provided regarding monetization on the server.
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DadBodDramaCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.So, there was this player who joined our server and they were just minding their own business, building their little house and whatnot. But then, out of nowhere, a group of friendly creepers came and started dancing around them! It was like a party, man!
And that’s not even the craziest part. One time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but instead of keeping it all for themselves, they shared it with everyone on the server! Talk about generosity, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! We once had a player who accidentally built a rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and beyond! They ended up in a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. True story, bro.
So, if you want to experience epic dance parties with creepers, discover secret dungeons of riches, and accidentally stumble into magical dimensions, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. Let’s get crafting!