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NightmareCraft: Dream Overload

anxiety, coping with nightmares, counseling, dream, dream analysis, emotional well being, fear, insomnia, mental health, mindfulness, multiple nightmares, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, OVERLOAD, psychological distress, relaxation techniques, self-care, Sleep, sleep disturbances, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchantments Applied:	195
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about nightmares again! Our virtual world is so fun and exciting that your dreams will be filled with pixelated adventures instead of scary monsters. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will protect you from any spooky creatures that try to creep into your dreams. So come join us and say goodbye to bad dreams forever!

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, SMP McMMO Giveaways No p2w Custom items Lore Player-driven Player-created shops Friendly community Survival Quests Adventure Exploration PvP Roleplay Building Creative Events Economy Community-driven, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Farms Harvested:	775
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18

A beautiful SMP with a beautiful community. Featuring lands, McMMO, giveaways, no p2w, custom items, immersive player-driven lore, player-created shops, and a friendly community!

mso.eradox.net

Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, body weight, bowel movement, burrito, digestion, empty feeling, girth, height, History, largest shit, Minecraft, Organs, Poop, record-breaking, Relief, Server, Size Comparison, Small, smoll, toilet bowl, weight, weight comparison, weird feeling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!

TechCraft Server – Where Techies Unite!

Career Advice, current salary, expected salary, interview practice, Interviewing, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, lay offs, Layoffs, Neetcode, Négotiation, offer negotiation, recruiters, salary, salary data, salary expectations, Server, tech industry, tech workers, Techcraft, TECHIES, unite

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs!

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Rainbow Sheep that poops out gold nuggets.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Don’t worry, they still explode, but with glitter and rainbows!

4. Our staff team consists of trained dolphins who communicate with players through sonar waves. They also perform synchronized water shows every hour.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid with a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

StepkidSquad Minecraft Server

basic bills, bills, Birthday, car payment, christmas, clothes, Fairness, family, financially support, HOURS, husband, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, rent to own, responsibilities, school supplies, Server, sports, stepkids, StepkidSquad, Vacations, work

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire Minecraft village on your shoulders? Well, look no further than our server, where we believe in equal contribution from all players! Join us and experience the thrill of making your husband actually pay for his fair share of bills and responsibilities in-game.

Imagine a world where your virtual children are actually taken care of by their other parent, leaving you free to focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to working overtime just to keep the creeper explosions at bay, and say hello to a balanced and fair Minecraft experience.

Don’t let your husband’s rent-to-own shenanigans hold you back from enjoying all that our server has to offer. Join now and let’s show him what it means to be a true Minecraft partner!

KidCashNoThanks

BROKE, budgeting, dental care, dental emergency, dental expenses, dental insurance, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, family finances, Family Support, financial independence, financial responsibility, Generosity, KidCashNoThanks, Parent-child relationship, personal finances, pride, sacrifice, saving money, Single dad, tight budget

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	3155	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	2101

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family teamwork! Just like this single dad and his generous son, we encourage our players to support each other in times of need, whether it’s fixing a tooth or building a castle.

Join us for a tooth-tastic adventure where you can earn in-game currency to help out your fellow players in need. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond toothbrush to keep those pearly whites sparkling!

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing and bonding with your virtual family. So come on in and let’s build a tooth fairy kingdom together – because in this server, we’ve got each other’s backs, even if it means borrowing a few virtual coins!

SpellFail Minecraft Server

common errors, frequently misspelled words, language difficulties, language struggles, linguistic slip-ups, Minecraft, misspelling, orthographic errors, persistent misspelling, Server, SpellFail, spelling blunders, spelling challenges, spelling difficulties, spelling errors, spelling mishaps, spelling mistakes, spelling slip-ups, spelling woes, vocabulary hurdles, word confusion, writing challenges

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Votes:	9909	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Buildings Constructed:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of being judged for your terrible spelling skills? Do you constantly misspell words like “potato” or “banana” no matter how hard you try? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace terrible spellers with open arms! Join us and revel in the glory of misspelled words galore!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who roams the land in search of the rarest potatoes to add to his collection. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Potato, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Potato King may or may not actually exist, but we like to believe he does.)

So come on down to our server and join in on the misspelled madness! Who knows, you might just become the next Potato King yourself!

PutinCraft2020

Afghanistan, bungled exit, collusion, debate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, military strategy, national security, nato, political controversy, presidential debate, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Buildings Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!

KimJongBoomCraft

aerial footage, Conflict, Defense, defense system, east asia, explosion, geopolitical tensions, international relations, KimJongBoomCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, North Korea, Propaganda, SECURITY, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, Video

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Villages Defended:	10

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a missile exploding in da sky, but in Minecraft form! We got crazy explosions, epic battles, and u can even launch ur own missiles at ur enemies! It’s like North Korea vs South Korea but in blocky pixel form. Join now and be part of da madness!

CornerCrafters

AREA, CornerCrafters, Direction, emphasis, in their corner, location, long tail tags, over there, Place, pointing, Position, possessive pronouns, Repetition, specific area, specific place, spot, tags, Theyre

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, the mobs do the macarena when u defeat them! not only that, but the diamonds literally rain from the sky! u want a pet dragon? sure thing, we got those too! and guess what? the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created! u won’t regret it, i promise!