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Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

2024.., Aesthetics, Analysis, animation, Anime, art style, Builds, character design, close-up shot, critique, detail, Detailed, digital art, discussion, Evolution, expressive, faces, futuristic, Japanese culture, Minimalistic, pixelated, Technology, trends, Weeb’s

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

ai, Artificial Intelligence, BIMBOS, discussion, empowerment, feminism, feminism movement, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, objectification, Pandemonium, pixelated, sexism, Sluts, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Technology, Thread, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1726
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

achievement, award, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, cultural implications, culture, customs, Digging, heritage, historical, historical implications, History, Hole, Honor, Impact, Legacy, LolCraft, Prestige, Rabbit, recognition, Significance, society, Symbolism, tradition, VALUES

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	2278	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

Abyssal Refrain, Augment Guide, Azur, azur lane, Battles, blocky, boat, chapayev asmr, CN Tierlist, cookie for mew, Cruise Mission, Edition, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, Inazuma maid skin, Lane, light rerun, Little Cheshire, Livestream, Lore, Muse Event, ongoing, PR Research Data, pvp guide, reminder, Resources, Rodney META, Ship Tier List, special training event, Story summary, u-410, Upcoming, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	945
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	New Chunks Explored:	58340
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	459633	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Divine Spears Created:	23	Animals Bred:	70
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

Aesthetic, ARTISTRY, artwork, blocky, Builders, creative minds, creativity, design community, Design ideas, design inspiration, design trends, designs, Epic, Fails, Graphic design, Great, Innovative, inspiration, post, TALENTED, talented artists, talented designers, Turn, Unique, Visual

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5317	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!