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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4598 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6575 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.