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GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Votes:	5173

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that playing minecraft can actually cure Gulf War Illness! yep, you heard it right, just by mining some blocks and building a house, you can say goodbye to all your symptoms. our scientists have proven that the intense exposure to hazardous agents can be reversed by crafting some diamond armor and fighting off creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s cure GWI one block at a time!

The Oddy-see ya later! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Server – Join if you’re on the list!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	833	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	1598
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Adult Minecraft Server
Community Activities	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, Modded Minecraft server
Server Atmosphere	Low-stress, respectful, no griefing/thieving
Membership Criteria	18+, generally nice/good person, Discord required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players join this server?	Adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay.
What activities are available in the community?	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, and modded Minecraft server.
Is griefing allowed on this server?	No, the server is free from griefing and thieving.
How can I join the server?	18+ players with a whitelist can join by having Discord and meeting membership criteria.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3052	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride where you can transform from a regular player into a cock-hungry slut in the blink of an eye. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to such wild adventures?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cunt Fapping Challenge, where players must race against the clock to see who can stop fapping in their cunt the fastest. The winner gets bragging rights and a special in-game prize that will leave everyone green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and see where your wildest fantasies can take you. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, jp, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery of the Missing Shrimp, Normals, PVs, RABBIT SQUAD, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Summer Mission, student council, Ultimate

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Farms Harvested:	400

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the Special Summer Mission where you’ll help the RABBIT SQUAD solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp – because who doesn’t love a good shrimp mystery?

But that’s not all! Take part in the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor – it’s like a medieval knight battle, but in Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where you’ll be escorting your teammates to victory – because teamwork makes the dream work, right?

And for our global players, we have the Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council – because who knew balancing books could be so intense in Minecraft? Plus, take on the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro in an Urban setting with Torment and Light Armor – it’s like a high-stakes city showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for 2x Hards, 2x Bounties, and 2x Commissions – because who doesn’t love double the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the crazy adventures and wacky events waiting for you on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	75
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up a menu that’s more controversial than a vegetarian wedding feast! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated veggies and meat-free madness.

Are you tired of the same old meaty Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’re serving up a fully vegetarian menu that will leave you questioning your carnivorous ways. Our virtual chefs have cooked up a storm of plant-based delights that will have you saying, “Who needs meat anyway?”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, we’re not afraid to stick to our veggie guns and serve up a feast that’s as green as the grass blocks in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the joy of a meat-free Minecraft world where the only thing getting grilled is the tofu!

And don’t worry about your parents complaining, because on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the veggie goodness. So say goodbye to boring old meat dishes and hello to a Minecraft server that’s as fresh and green as a creeper’s explosion. Join us now and let the vegetarian fun begin!

CakeCrafty Cousins

adulting, baking, BIAS, Cake, CakeCrafty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cookout, cousins, family, family dynamics, family gathering, joint ownership, pantry stand, Picnic, problem solving, space issue, tradition, Trust, vacation, vacation property

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	105
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we solve family drama with cake! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tiny countertops, sassy aunts, and vertical space solutions.

Are you tired of being treated like a kid when you’re actually an adult with mad baking skills? Well, on our server, you can prove everyone wrong by baking a cake that will blow their minds (and their taste buds).

We’ve got crazy aunts who will do anything to stop you from baking that cake, but fear not, we’ve got vertical pantry stands to save the day! Watch as Aunt Beatrice sulks and rolls her eyes at the sight of your delicious creation.

Join us now and show everyone that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a master baker who can conquer any obstacle (even if it’s a lack of safe food storage). Don’t listen to the haters who say it’s not your place to fix the space issue – on our server, anything is possible, even turning a family picnic into a baking showdown.

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8412
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own movie masterpiece! Imagine reenacting your favorite scenes with a bunch of blocky characters and pixelated explosions. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to fulfill all your cinematic dreams? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of this elusive specter and become the next Minecraft movie star!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where building and exploring are just the beginning of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the most epic virtual world ever created, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a special potion that turns your character into a hot, shirtless Steve with abs of steel. Who needs diamonds when you can have that kind of eye candy roaming around?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bed, rumored to give you superhuman strength and agility in the game. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you defeat them in a PvP battle using only a wooden sword and a feather!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zelenskyy’s DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense industry, defense procurement, defense systems, DefenseCraft, eastern europe, F-16 warplanes, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military modernization, military upgrades, Minecraft, national security, NATO support, Patriot air defense systems, President Zelenskyy, security alliance, Server, Ukraine, Zelenskyys

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	217	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ores Mined:	9964

LOL ukraine be like “gimme dem air defense systems and F-16s, we need to protect our minecraft server from creepers and zombies!” join our server to help ukraine defend against virtual enemies and become a hero in the pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and save ukraine from the evil mobs, because why not? #minecraftforukraine #protectthepixels

NukeCraftRevival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

lol imagine if Italy was like “yo let’s bring back nuclear energy after 35 years of chillin’ without it” like they just woke up from a nap and were like “oh yeah, we had reactors once, let’s fire those bad boys back up!”

come join our minecraft server where we have reactors that never shut down cuz we’re always partying and making energy like it’s nobody’s business. we’re like Italy but on steroids, except our reactors are totally safe and won’t blow up your house (unless you want them to, then we can arrange that too).

so come on over and join the fun, we’ve got glowing green blocks and radioactive sheep, it’s a blast (literally, sometimes). who needs Italy when you can have our crazy server of nuclear madness? let’s get glowing, baby! 🚀🔥🐑