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Crusalis: Fall of Rome Almost Vanilla No PVP Not Quite Custom No Nations Coming Soon!

304BC, auction houses, Automation, ballistas, Biggest, chest inspection., Coming, Crusalis, currencies, Custom, Custom Items, CUSTOM MELEE SYSTEM, Democracy, Dictatorship, Drum, Fall, flagbearer, Flute, horse chariots, horse system, instrumental system, june, morale boost, Nations, node transfer, PvP, QOL improvements, ranged mechanics, resistance, Rome, shield mechanics, Ships, siege ladders, Siege towers, soon, SPEED, Town and national government contract systems, town creation, Trading Systems, Vanilla, very, war elephants

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	300
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	2083	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Votes:	9014	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Server Name	Crusalis: Rise of Rome
Launch Date	28th June
Main Empire	The Carthaginian Empire
Server Features	Custom Melee System Node-related changes Tons of Vehicles Flagbearer/Instrumental System Currencies and Trading Systems Automation and QOL Improvements
Links	Discord Wiki Sneak Peaks

FAQ

Q: When does the new iteration start?

A: The new iteration will be starting in the year 304BC on 28th June.

Q: What are the main features of the server?

A: The server features a custom melee system, node-related changes, tons of vehicles, flagbearer/instrumental system, currencies and trading systems, and automation/QOL improvements.

Q: How can I join the Carthaginian Empire?

A: You can join The Carthaginian Empire on the Crusalis server by joining their Discord at here.

Q: Are there any unique gameplay mechanics on this server?

A: Yes, the server includes unique gameplay mechanics such as shield mechanics, ranged mechanics, and a flagbearer/instrumental system to boost morale and give troops effects.

Q: How can I learn more about the server?

A: You can visit their Wiki page at here for more information.

CraftyQueens: Where even Minecraft autists can find love and diamonds!

acceptance, autists, Communication, CraftyQueens, DATING, diamonds, emotions, Find, Gender Roles, hate, inclusion, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, obsessed, relationships, sense, social norms, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding, WOMAN

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	5109	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all the players are obsessed with having a woman? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t give a creeper’s butt about gender! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing we’re obsessed with is building epic structures and trolling each other with ridiculous pranks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, come join us today!

CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

Atrocity, Boring, Cliche, CraftyHaters, creator, Creatures, CREEPERS, decency, Disappointment, Fails, Frustration, hate, LAUGH, lol, make it stop, man, Needed, over 40 episodes, Responsible, sense, Story, terrible storytelling, tv show, Waste of time, Written

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crops Grown:	3583
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

NudeCraft: Where the only thing pixelated is the blocks!

Alluring, blocks, Captivating, Clothed girls, Confidential, enticing, EXPOSED, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, hidden, INTIMATE, NudeCraft, nudes, Personal, pixelated, Private, Provocative, Revealed, RISQUE, Secrets, seductive, taboo, tantalizing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8766
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Void Armor Forged:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with clothed girls that you have nudes of! That’s right, you can collect virtual nudes of all the girls on the server and show them off to your friends. But be careful, they might just steal them from you in a daring heist!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures, where you never know what might happen next. Build your own empire and rule over the land with your collection of nudes, or team up with other players to take down the nudes thieves once and for all. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun today!

SnifflesCraft – Where even the creepers have allergies! Join us at ‘/uuu/’ for a sneeze-tastic adventure!

#youtube, Adventure, Allergies, Ara Ara button, birthday merch, Ceres Fauna General, CREEPERS, Fauna, Fauna community, Fauna fan, Faunarchive, hololive, Join, Livestream, Media, member VODs, merch, Outer Wilds Playlist, Schedule, sneezetastic, SnifflesCraft, spring allergy, stream status, twitter, uuu, vods

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	5807	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! We’ve got streams that will make you question reality, merch that will make you feel like a birthday queen, and a Twitter feed that will have you saying “Ara Ara” in no time.

Join us for a journey through the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community and experience streams that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least it’ll be a hilarious regret).

MineCrafty Capitalism: Get Rich Quick Without Lifting a Pixel

AMBITION, Business, capitalism, career, determination, dreams, Entrepreneurship, financial freedom, financial independence, goals, grind, hard work, hustle, lifting, mindset, minecrafty, MONEY, motivation, perseverance, PIXEL, Quick, Rich, success, success mindset, wealth, work

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Potions Brewed:	144	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8657	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Votes:	6235

Tired of working hard in real life to make a living? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can become rich without lifting a finger! Our server is filled with magical money-making opportunities that will have you swimming in diamonds in no time.

Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of resources. On our server, the ground is literally made of diamonds and emeralds! Just take a stroll outside your virtual house and you’ll be tripping over precious gems left and right.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your way to fortune. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!

So why waste your time working in the real world when you can live a life of luxury and leisure on our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!

Crafting Therapy: Digging deeper into virtual happiness you know you shouldn’t indulge in!

avoidance, binge watching, comfort food, Crafting, Deeper, denial, Digging, emotional eating, escapism, guilty pleasure, Happiness, impulse control, indulge, instant gratification, numbing emotions, procrastination, retail therapy, self-care neglect, self-destructive behavior, self-indulgence, self-sabotage, shouldnt, stress eating, temporary relief, Therapy, unhealthy coping mechanism, unhealthy habits, virtual

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic survival modes and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against hordes of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by a group of mischievous skeletons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and endermen. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the ultimate bragging rights.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

AnarchyCraft: Where Mods are MIA and Chaos Reigns Supreme!

3dpd women, A, AnarchyCraft, Anime, autist, ban evading, Chaos, Decline, generals board, MIA, Mods, Off topic, r9k, REIGNS, SHONEN, SUPREME, translator drama, Twitter threads

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	775
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring, drama-filled Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Our mods have completely given up trying to control the chaos, so you can expect pure anarchy and hilarity at every turn.

Join us and witness the culture of our server, where Twitter threads are the norm, translator drama is the main event, and there are more threads about cancerous shonen than you can count. But wait, there’s more! We even have ban-evading autists posting thinly veiled /r9k/ threads about 3dpd women on our server, and they somehow manage to stay undeleted. It’s like a circus, but with Minecraft blocks!

So, why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the insanity. Who knows, maybe we’ll even create an anime generals board just for the heck of it. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Minecraft Mania: The Land of Lazy Gamers

always sleepy, Burnout, Chronic fatigue, constant tiredness, exhausted, FATIGUE, feeling drained, Gamers, lack of motivation, Land, Lazy, low energy, Mania, Minecraft, need caffeine, need rest, never enough sleep, overworked, perpetual exhaustion, running on empty, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, struggling to stay awake, too tired to function, worn out

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to be tired! Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Or how about mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to being tired all the time, because here, the fun never stops!

Crafty Canucks & Muricans – Land of the Maple Syrup, Burgers, and Tacos!

196005533, BURGERS, Canada, Canucks, Crafty, Cum, Edition, funny looking squirrel, Land, Maple, mexico, Muricans, previous, Syrup, Tacos, Usa

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is filled with funny looking squirrels that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where squirrels rule the land and you must prove yourself worthy to join their ranks. From squirrel racing competitions to squirrel fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest squirrel-filled adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more excitement than a chicken discovering a diamond!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle faster than you can say “redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, where the trees are made of emeralds and the rivers flow with lava. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink!

Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re supposed to be building a house!