Sidewalk MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SniffyPup Minecraft Server

dog behavior, Kids, Server, Nudge, SniffyPup

Are you tired of encountering rude dog owners who let their pets invade your personal space? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a dog-free zone! No more worrying about random canines sniffing your virtual character without permission.

Join us and experience a world where you can walk freely without the fear of being attacked by a labrador on a leash. Our server offers a safe environment for players of all ages, even those with allergies to dogs!

Don’t let a bad dog owner ruin your day, come join our server and enjoy a peaceful stroll through our virtual neighborhood. And remember, nudge-free gameplay guaranteed!

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Road & Creeper Life

Highways, city life, on the road, Journey, Adventure

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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CraftyParkingWars

Rush, public parking spot, Sidewalk, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

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PuppyGate: GF’s BFF’s Woofy Oops

Oops, BFF’s, high strung cat, Communication, disconnect

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Join our server and experience the thrill of managing a virtual petting zoo with your friends!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to keep your furry friends under control to avoid any drama. Forget about creepers blowing up your hard work – the real challenge here is preventing cat-dog showdowns!

Join now and show off your animal training skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Dr. Dolittle!

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Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

Blocking, parking lot, Interaction, Server, Faster

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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BoulderBorderBros

property ownership, property boundaries, parking issues, boulders, property boundary

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

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MommyMinecraftMadness

Petty, restraining order, co parenting, stay-at-home dad, MommyMinecraftMadness

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

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TipJarThiefHusbandAITA

Apology, Apologize.., idiot, Scene, crossed the line

Are you tired of dealing with insensitive husbands who think stealing from homeless people is a joke? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever pull a stunt like that! Our community is filled with generous players who would never even think of such a ridiculous act. Plus, we have virtual tip jars that are always filled with diamonds, not spare change. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

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VergeCraft Minecraft Server

Infrastructure, beautification, green space, Transportation, groundcover

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where road verges are the key to success! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with road verges, there lived a group of Minecraft players who discovered the power of these magical strips of groundcover. They realized that by building their bases on road verges, they were protected from all mobs and griefers. It was like having their own personal force field!

But that’s not all – road verges also had the ability to grant players special abilities. Some players claimed they could run faster, jump higher, and even shoot fireballs from their hands! All because of the mystical energy that flowed through the road verges.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of building on road verges, gaining superpowers, and joining a community of like-minded players, then come join our server today! Who knew that a simple strip of groundcover could hold so much power and excitement? Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us now!

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TrippyCraft – Saving Damsels Since ’09

Sidewalk, SAVING, WOMAN, cultural norms, steadied

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner hero without getting yelled at by angry boyfriends? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time when I saved a falling woman on the streets of a major city. But instead of getting scolded, you’ll be praised for your quick reflexes and bravery.

Who cares about cultural norms when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Come join us and show off your skills, no matter what headscarf someone may be wearing. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally causing drama like I did in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start saving the day in style!

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