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Tokyo Mew Mew Minecraft SMP Zone

Anime, Anime Series, Cardcaptor Sakura, Cardcaptor Sakura episodes, Crush, episodes, favorite series, japanese animation, love, Love Triangle, Magical Girls, mew, Minecraft, Poster, rival, sakura, Sakura’s rival, sidetracked, smp, TOKYO, Tokyo Mew Mew, Tokyo Mew Mew poster, Watching, Zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Hey there fellow anime lover! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you Tokyo Mew Mew and Cardcaptor Sakura fans out there!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!

Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnyaCraft SMP: MyWifeIsBetterThanYours

#wife appreciation, AnyaCraft, Characters, Distracted, distraction, Focus, infatuation, Interest, Kino, love, Marriage, my wife, MyWifeIsBetterThanYours, Obsession, overthinking, perfect, Random, relationship, Scene, sidetracked, smp, Story, Watching

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	7189
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the distractions of real life, like wives popping up randomly while you’re trying to watch kino. Our server is the perfect place to focus on building and exploring without any pesky interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might encounter. So come join us and leave your real-life distractions behind – unless your wife plays Minecraft too, in which case, bring her along for the fun!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Animals Bred:	162
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Ores Mined:	8471	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

MineCraftyLaughs

best comedy movie, comedy, comedy classic, Comedy film, comedy flick, comedy genre, comedy pick, comedy recommendation, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite comedy flick, favorite comedy movie, favorite film, favorite movie, film, funny, humor, Laughter, MineCraftyLaughs, Movie, top comedy movie

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7847	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	113
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ores Mined:	2777	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Advanced weaponry, China, Defense, defense strategy, Disaster, geopolitical tensions, investigation, Maritime, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, naval forces, Navy, nuclear submarine, SECURITY, Server, setback, Sinking, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Technology, Underwater

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungarian government, Hungarian politics, Hungarian Prime Minister, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, power dynamics, russia, Surrender, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mines Excavated:	1990

so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.

Genetic Link LOL – Minecraft

bipolar disorder, comorbidity, gender differences, Genetic, genetic factors, genetic link, genetic vulnerability, Link, lol, major depression, Men, mental disorders, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Minecraft, psychiatric conditions, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric genetics, research study, schizophrenia, schizophrenia research, Women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this study that says there’s, like, a genetic thingy that makes you more likely to have schizophrenia and other mental stuff, right? but get this, it’s more common in dudes than chicks with schizophrenia. so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, genetically linked to mental disorders, this is the place for you, bro. come join the madness and let your inner crazy out in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!