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  • HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP

    HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 6583
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of dancing llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE!

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  • JokeCraft: LOL Edition

    JokeCraft: LOL Edition
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 651
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

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  • V for Vanilla, where chaos is the only constant! No map resets, just endless fun on 1.20.4!

    V for Vanilla, where chaos is the only constant! No map resets, just endless fun on 1.20.4!
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 358
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1026
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Mines Excavated: 1535
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 12

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    V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server IP VForV.net
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
    Version Java 1.20.4

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

    We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

    We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info:

    World Border At 30M
    No Map Resets
    Random, unprotected spawn area
    No TPA or Sethome
    Griefing & Killing Allowed
    No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
    Chat isn’t strictly moderated
    Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules:

    Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
    Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: No, the server is vanilla only.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed but please follow the server rules.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

    A: You are free to build wherever you like, but please be respectful to other players.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft Madness

    CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9475
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 253 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in town. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urge to build a giant statue of a potato while playing on our server.)

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

    Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3647
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Emeralds Found: 2271
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Dragon Scales Harvested: 473

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

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  • survival.gg

    survival.gg
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 1923
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

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    Welcome to survival.gg!

    Dive into the ultimate Minecraft survival adventure!

    Explore a world teeming with endless possibilities! From lush forests to rugged mountains, there’s always something new to discover!

    Build your dream home, craft epic gear, and conquer the wilderness with your friends!

    Battle fierce mobs, conquer dungeons, and prove your skills in thrilling challenges!

    Join us for weekly events and make memories that last a lifetime!

    Ready to embark on the journey of a lifetime? Join survival.gg now!

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  • ⭐ WRITE TO ALL ADMIN ➜ /FREE ⚠ 95% DISCOUNTS ⚠ v1.X Minecraft server

    ⭐ WRITE TO ALL ADMIN ➜ /FREE ⚠ 95% DISCOUNTS ⚠ v1.X Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 195
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 26 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Crops Grown: 6656 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

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  • TomatoPotato SMP

    TomatoPotato SMP
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 8766
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3458 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

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    -=– 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕠 𝕊𝕄ℙ –=-Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/eUgvVwHxaW

    TomatoPotato SMP is a feature-rich Minecraft server with a focus on community and creativity. Whether you’re looking to build, trade, or battle, there’s something for everyone.We have:🎉 Hourly Events: Participate in PVP, random challenges, villager trading, and mining events with unique prizes.

    🛒 Server Spawn: Start at spawn, teleport randomly once, and buy plots to set up shops or minigames.

    🏡 Towny: Create and manage your own town, attract villagers, and upgrade your town for special effects and improved emerald production.

    🔒 Claiming: Secure your land with claim blocks, which increase over time.

    ⚔️ PVP: Toggle PVP on or off and choose whether to risk item loss. Participate in mandatory PVP during weekly war events.

    📅 Weekly Events: Enjoy themed events organized by @Gamedash43 with sneak peeks available.

    🌍 World Features: The world border is set to 10,000 blocks, periodic End resets, and enhanced world generation with the Terralith plugin.

    Join today and become a part of the TomatoPotato SMP community!

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  • Onyx Isle: Where you can mine diamonds, build empires, and bribe your way to the top! 13+ only

    Onyx Isle: Where you can mine diamonds, build empires, and bribe your way to the top! 13+ only
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 5629
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Crops Grown: 3675 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 360 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Animals Bred: 178

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Intention: Experience power, loss, and greed through medieval kingdoms, alliances, wars, spying, and betrayals.
    Basic Guidelines: No modern or industrial building types. Keep to natural materials and no skyscrapers.
    Kingdom Formation: Form a kingdom with 5+ players, receive custom Discord rank and land claim.
    World Size: 4000×4000 to encourage closer kingdoms and interactions like trading and war.

    If you’re interested, please join our Discord server: Click here to join

    FAQs

    • Q: Can I build modern structures? A: No, this server is focused on medieval building types only.
    • Q: How do I form a kingdom? A: Once your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom and receive benefits.
    • Q: What happens if there is a change desired by the majority of players? A: There will be a vote to determine whether the change is implemented or not.
    • Q: What is the purpose of war on the server? A: War is not all-out griefing, but a strategic way to engage with other kingdoms and players.

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  • SweetieCraft

    SweetieCraft
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5300
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 343

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a good time? Look no further than our server! We promise that our players are sweet as pie, unless they start talking politics – then all bets are off! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and avoiding any political debates at all costs. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

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  • Pixelated Pints

    Pixelated Pints
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 8783
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Emeralds Found: 3764
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual landscape is so breathtakingly beautiful that even the Ender Dragon would want to take a selfie here. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that even creepers are invited to our block parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our mines, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your screenshots. See you in the game, fellow crafters!

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  • Towny-RPG

    Towny-RPG
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 8867
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8277 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13

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    The overhauled version of Towny-RPG is now BACK! The features are as follows; • Custom Overworld Map • PyroFishing, PyroMining, & PyroFarming • Custom Fishing & Custom Farming • Custom Augments (known as CEs) • Combat Classes • Dungeons • AureliumSkills • Leaderboards

    play.towny-rpg.net

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