sidemen roast – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

HealthCraft Minecraft Server
Daughters, Excuses, expensive insurance, family, family income, family plan, Health Insurance, HealthCraft, hurtful comments, living in sin, long term relationship, Marriage, marriage material, medicaid, medical emergency, Minecraft, out of pocket, savings, selective doctors, Server, sole income, stay at home mom, Trouble
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!
Join us for the craziest reasons ever – like, did you know that on our server, you can marry your in-game girlfriend of 13 years without any insurance drama? That’s right, no need to worry about network doctors or out-of-pocket expenses here!
And get this – our server is so magical that even if you make 90k in-game last year, your family of 4 can still qualify for all the benefits of being together. No need to stress about medical emergencies or family plans, because we’ve got you covered.
So come on over and join us for a wedding of epic proportions, where you can prove to your in-game girlfriend that you are indeed marriage material and deserve the best wedding ever. Don’t live in sin – live in blocks!

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PreggoCraft: No Handouts, Just Blocks
adoption, blocks, Court, Decision making, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, financial support, grandchildren, Handouts, Marriage, parenting, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationships, Therapy, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds and courtroom battles over adoption rights!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll witness the epic saga of a daughter trying to adopt her own children, only to be denied by judges time and time again. Will she ever succeed? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for jaw-dropping twists and turns as the daughter’s parents refuse to financially support her crazy endeavors. Will they be able to repair their fractured family relationships, or will they be forever branded as the worst parents and grandparents in Minecraft history?
Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and family drama like you’ve never seen before! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky Minecraft community. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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LifeChanger Minecraft Server
catalyst for change, defining moment, game changer, impactful event, life altering event, life changing, life changing epiphany, life changing realization, life-altering, life-changing decision, life-changing experience., lifechanger.., Minecraft, paradigm shift., pivotal event, pivotal experience, profound impact, Server, significant moment, transformation, transformative event, transformative moment, turning point
Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited power and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Or maybe you prefer to build your own empire, complete with a moat filled with lava and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a secret society of evil villagers is plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Will you rise up and defend our pixelated paradise, or will you join forces with the potato-loving villains?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams (and nightmares) come to life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll accidentally fall into a pit of lava.

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AllTheGirlsGetMyDiamonds
AllTheGirlsGetMyDiamonds, Authenticity, Charm, Communication, Confidence, DATING, FLIRTING, genuine, Honesty, humor, Individuality, Men, pickup lines, player, rejection, relationships, Responses, self-assurance, sincerity, Social Skills, WIT
Are you tired of being accused of using the same cheesy pick-up lines on all the ladies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our players are so unique and diverse that you’ll never have to repeat a line again – unless you want to, of course. Join us and experience a world where every interaction is as fresh and exciting as a newly mined diamond!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of talking cows who give out dating advice in exchange for buckets of milk. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

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NukeCraft: Fueling Growth!
Alliance, Aukus, Australia, Defense, defense capabilities, defense industry, fuel growth, Fueling, Geopolitical, growth, healey, international relations, Military, naval power, nuclear submarine project, nukecraft, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Submarine Technology, Technology, United Kingdom, united states
lol come join our minecraft server its like a nuclear submarine project but without the danger lol. Healey says it will fuel growth but we say it will fuel FUN. come build your own underwater base and launch missiles at your enemies (just kidding, no missiles allowed lol). Swim with the dolphins and explore the depths of the ocean, all while avoiding the occasional nuclear meltdown (again, just kidding lol). Join now for a radioactive good time!

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DinoGhostHunters
Ancient, apparitions, DinoGhostHunters, Dinosaurs, eerie, Extinct, folklore, Fossils, Ghosts, Haunted, Haunting, Legends, Mysterious, Mythological, Paranormal, prehistoric, Specters, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, unexplained
so, like, u know how u always play minecraft and u never see any dinosaurs? well, on this server, u see them all the time! they roam around and u can ride them and stuff. but be careful, cuz some of them are haunted by the ghosts of the dinosaurs and they will try to eat u! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join our server for a dino-tastic time and see if u can survive the haunted dinosaurs!

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CRAZY VARIANT ANARCHY(SMP+PVP)
1.12, 1.20.6, Anarchy, Bedwars, crazy, Discord, Earth, Fun, invite, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Modified, PvP, Server, SHvzfr9Z5G, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, variant, ww3
Its an anarchy server but it a variation of anarchy,ww3 starting *I installed a few things to make the server interesting*You can join the server from 1.12 to 1.20.6Have fun in the server:)Discord:discord.com/invite/SHvzfr9Z5G
1p9w.ddns.net:3041

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Grass Stacks, Australia’s Most Rewarding City – Apply Now for Only the Whitelisted Survivors!

Adventure, application, apply, Australias, building, city, Community, completion, Discord, Events, GRASS, Hyperactive, INFORMATION, Levels, Loot, mic, Modded, Mods, progress, Qol, rewarding, Season, Server, stacks, survivors, Towns, Treasure, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview:

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Vanilla+++ feeling with added mods for building and adventuring
Commands	/home, /sethome, teleporting commands, Waystones
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, emphasis on community and town building
Server Life	Scripted dungeons, rewards, community events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the server?

You can apply and get more information by joining our discord server at: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

We prefer players to be 18+ for a mature environment.

3. What mods are added to the server for gameplay?

Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. There are also QoL mods like “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.

4. Are there any special rewards or events on the server?

Players can participate in scripted dungeons with rewards, as well as community events to enjoy and build a closer community.

5. Is the server active and how long has it been running?

This season has been running since early April, 2024. Please note that activity may vary due to personal commitments of players.

BulletInch Minecraft Server
Assassination, assassination attempt, attempted murder, bullet, BulletInch, Christian, Conspiracy, disbelief, dream, fear, Inch, killing, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Political, Server, shock, signs, strange, surreal, timeline shift, trump, violence
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Trump couldn’t escape the chaos! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging bullets and surviving assassination attempts just like the former president. It’s like living in a crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a server that will leave you questioning reality. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a conspiracy theory or two. Join now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

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GoneGamerz Minecraft Server
acceptance, confusion, coping, death, disbelief, emotional pain, GoneGamerz, Grief, healing, Heartache, long tail grief tags, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, Questioning, Remembrance, Sadness, Server, Support, Tragedy, UNFAIR
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger for adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures.
But beware, for the legend says that the server’s founder, Lady Llama, met a tragic end when she was struck by a lightning bolt while riding a pig. Some say her spirit still roams the server, seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge her legacy.
Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind Lady Llama’s untimely demise. Or maybe you’ll just have a great time building pixelated castles and riding on flying turtles. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride on our server.

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