Sidelined MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

discomfort, INVISIBLE, energy shift, sidelined, Benefit of the doubt

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

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Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

biggest bust, Wont, 2024.., sports, Zion Williamson

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!

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Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

shilling, sidelined, dump the price, lol, lmao

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

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Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, midfielder, Manchester City, Rodri, season-ending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

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BoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

misunderstanding, DISRESPECTFUL, language barrier, AITAH, Worried

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any seized nuts or greasy situations like in the real world! Join us for some epic car maintenance adventures without the drama of controlling dads and unexpected mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream car from scratch, without any interference from annoying in-laws. No need to worry about being sidelined or feeling disrespected – on our server, you’re the master mechanic in charge!

So why join our server? Because here, the only thing getting seized is your excitement for all the crazy car creations you can come up with. Say goodbye to negative vibes and hello to a world of endless possibilities. See you on the server, where the only thing getting greased up is your creativity!

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SisNoShowCraft

fresh perspective, SisNoShowCraft, maid of honor, family, relationships

Are you tired of being left out like a sad little block in a game of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where we promise to include you in all the wedding planning drama you could ever dream of!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chosen as the maid of honor, only to decline like a boss because you deserve better! Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual celebration with us, where your feelings will never be overlooked, and your blocks will always be appreciated?

Don’t be an unsupportive blockhead, join our server now and show your sister who’s boss in the world of Minecraft weddings!

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ShadowCraft

love her attitude, Fun, Anime, shadow girls, Watched 5 episodes

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Alexia, the fearless warrior, leads her band of misfit players on epic quests to conquer the land! Watch as her sister, the master builder, constructs incredible structures that defy the laws of physics. But beware of Cid, the prankster, who will stop at nothing to sabotage your plans!

And don’t even get us started on Shadow and his harem of shadow girls. They may seem intimidating, but they’re no match for the power of friendship and teamwork on our server. So come join us and show them who’s boss! Just remember, in this world of chaos and craziness, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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What is the IP for Magic The Noah Minecraft Server?

Magic, noah, Minecraft, Server

Magic The Noah is a talented magician known for his captivating performances and mind-bending illusions. With over 10 years of experience in the industry, he has entertained audiences worldwide with his unique blend of sleight of hand and mentalism. His dynamic stage presence and interactive style make him a fan favorite at corporate events, private parties, and theaters. Magic The Noah is truly a master of his craft, consistently leaving audiences in awe with his mesmerizing magic tricks.

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Joever’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Joever Kamala, Party, Server, Joevers, BLOCK

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Kamala’s honeymoon and convention bump may have faded, but the fun is just getting started! Join us for a wild ride filled with word salad interviews, emotional support VPs, and sympathetic hosts.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can vote blue no matter who – because who needs a brain when you have blind loyalty, am I right? But don’t worry, even if you do have a brain, we’ll make sure to keep you entertained with our never-ending drama and chaos.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics and sanity. Who needs Kamala’s questionable leadership skills when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!

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CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

crayon vt, retard, VT, eating retard, love crayon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

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