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Blocky Bois Club

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2626	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Emeralds Found:	5364
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	330197
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	9203
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4350	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!

HyundaiCraft: Where Cars and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mines Excavated:	4720	Dimension Hops:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7253	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more Hyundai cars than you can shake a pickaxe at! Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you can drive around in style in your very own Hyundai Veloster with diamond rims!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Hyundai Santa Fe, rumored to have magical powers that can help you defeat the Ender Dragon with just a flick of the turn signal!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride around in a Hyundai Elantra that shoots fireworks out of its exhaust pipe every time you hit a speed boost pad? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of driving a Hyundai in Minecraft like never before. Who needs horses when you have a fleet of Hyundai cars at your disposal?

Crafty JJKs – Channel 257

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	2309
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Runes Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner sorcerer and become the King of Curses! Join now to experience epic battles against the most skilled sorcerers of all time, and maybe even face off against some brats who can hit you with black flashes like it’s nobody’s business.

Imagine facing off against a brat who can hit you with not one, not two, but SEVEN black flashes in a row! And that’s not all – there’s a dude in a mask summoning dragons, just to add to the chaos. But fear not, because on this server, you can defend yourself with slashes, dismantles, and point blank cleaves – even if they seem to do absolutely nothing against these black flash wielding maniacs.

So if you’re ready for a challenge like no other, join our server and show off your sorcery skills. Who knows, you might even become the next King of Curses! Just watch out for those sneaky black flashes – they’ll get you when you least expect it. Let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917126159 LOLz

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	3164	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh till you cry? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing trees. They were tasked with building a giant statue of a potato, but little did they know, the potato was actually a secret portal to a realm of infinite diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance-offs between the Disco Sheep and the Funky Chickens. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Click the link and join our server now for a crazy good time! 🎉🐑🕺

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