SideArms Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the pasta is al dente and the PvP is extra cheesy!

atmosphere, Brewery, Cheesy, Community, dente, EXPERIMENTAL, EXTRA, Factions, macaroniland, out, pasta, Place, Player-owned, Plugins, PvP, requested, rp, Shop, Skills, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Terrible, trinkets, try, Writing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	972
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Minecraft Server Details

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

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Mac land is a survival server with an old-school SMP vibe, featuring PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a unique community. The server has been running for a few months and has established a small but active player base. There are several towns to explore, a simple spawn shop, player-owned shops, a starter kit, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins like brewery and RP features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a few months.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a survival experience with PvP, a friendly community, towns to explore, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and various plugins.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/Y9KWkNWucA.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or in-game rules for more information.

Crafty Memory Minecraft Server

ANCESTORS, ancestral heritage, ancestral history, ancestral sex, Crafty, familial genetics, familial history, familial lineage, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, generational history, generational sex, genetic heritage, heritage, lineage, Memory, Minecraft, Server, sexual ancestry, sexual genealogy, sexual genetics, sexual history, sexual lineage

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you come from a long line of sex-havers! Yes, that’s right, every single one of your ancestors has gotten down and dirty to ensure your existence. Join us and continue the tradition of being a part of a family tree filled with passionate love-making!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll find the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Horny Enderman who can’t stop checking you out, or the Seductive Creeper who winks at you before exploding in a cloud of heart-shaped confetti.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Love Shack” area, where players can build their own romantic getaways complete with heart-shaped beds, rose petal trails, and mood-setting music discs playing in the background.

So come on over and join our server, where love is in the air and the only thing more abundant than diamonds is the passion of your ancestors!

”> Art Minecraft SMP”

art, bold, bratty banter, Bread, extroverted, fat tits, loud, Minecraft, nepo hires, pizza, pokemon autists, sana is beeeeeg, smp, thick accent

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Nepo hiring random players to do his bidding, Sana claiming to be a massive cat (meow!), and bread and pizza becoming the ultimate power couple.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of Pokemon autists who will battle it out in epic showdowns, all while sporting thick accents and loud personalities. And let’s not forget about the players with fat tits who bring their bratty banter to the table, making every conversation a wild ride.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with extroverted and bold players who will keep you entertained for hours on end, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

CraftyClosetClash

belongings, Boundaries, CLOSET, clothes, clothing, Communication, compromise, CraftyClosetClash, decluttering, equality, finances, home, Moving, organization, partner, personal items, possessions, relationship, Respect, Space

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with closet drama in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can hoard as many virtual clothes as you want without anyone judging you! Our server is a safe space for all your pixelated fashion needs.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing your virtual closet without any unwanted opinions from your partner. No more arguments about how many diamond helmets is too many – on our server, the limit does not exist!

Don’t let real-life closet wars bring you down, escape to our Minecraft server where you can be the fashionista you were always meant to be. Plus, no one will ever tell you that you have “too many clothes” here – in fact, the more, the merrier!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life closet drama once and for all. Who knew organizing virtual clothes could be so liberating?

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdvice, golden advice, guidance, impactful advice, inspirational advice, life lessons, life tips, life-changing advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational quotes, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positive guidance, powerful advice, sage advice, self improvement, smp, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a team of killer bunnies. The only way to access it is by solving a riddle written in pig Latin while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (literally, his fist is made of iron). He challenges all newcomers to a chicken jousting tournament, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is for the unforgettable adventures and friendships you’ll make along the way. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the sky or embarking on a quest to find the mythical Creeper Queen, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let the madness begin!

NeighborNoiseMC

apartment living, bizarre neighbors, creepy noises, curious neighbors, eavesdropping, Funny noises, late night disturbances, loud music, loud neighbors, neighborhood gossip, NeighborNoiseMC, nosy neighbors, odd behavior, odd neighbors, peculiar sounds, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected sounds, unusual sounds, weird noises

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of hearing your neighbors arguing about who stole their last slice of pizza or their pet llama escaping again? Well, it’s time to escape the drama and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding and zombies moaning!

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry villagers. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit because they thought it would make a cool jacuzzi.

So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous shenanigans, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs reality TV when you have us?

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Black Market, CraftyCraze, criminal network, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, cybercriminals, cybersecurity, dark web, digital evidence, fbi, illegal activities, International cooperation, investigation, Kazakh, law enforcement, marketplace, Minecraft, Nationals, online security, Russian, Server, Silk Road, tor network

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server run by some crazy Russian and Kazakh dudes. The FBI be all up in their grill trying to shut down their dark web marketplace, but they just keep on building in Minecraft like nothing’s wrong.

Join this server if you wanna live on the edge and feel the thrill of being chased by the feds while you mine for diamonds. These guys are so hardcore, they once built a secret base under a lava lake and hid all their treasure there. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

But beware, the server is also home to a gang of rogue pandas who will stop at nothing to steal your loot. They’ve been known to ride on the backs of creepers and blow up your house just for fun. So watch your back and keep your sword sharp, because things are about to get wild on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. The FBI might be watching, but that just makes it more exciting, right? Let’s do this!

RedstoneKremlinCraft

cyber attacks, digital propaganda, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, fbi, foreign influence, influencers, information warfare, Misinformation, New Republic, political manipulation, propaganda network, propaganda tactics, RedstoneKremlinCraft, Russian Disinfo Scheme, russian interference, russian propaganda, russian trolls, social media manipulation, Unsealed FBI Doc

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
New Chunks Explored:	437880	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally protected from russian propaganda!!! like, the fbi just unsealed this doc that shows how 2,800 influencers are spreading crazy disinfo, but don’t worry, our server is like, a safe haven from all that madness. join us and build ur own crazy world away from the russian trolls, it’s gonna be lit af!!! #minecraft #russianpropagandasucks #joinusnow

LuxuryCraft – The Land of Wealth

abundance, affluence, class divide, disparity, Dystopia, economic disparity, excess, Greed, INEQUALITY, Land, luxury, LuxuryCraft, materialism, opulence, POVERTY, Privilege, prosperity, social structure, societal norms, society, utopia, wealth

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where everyone is so rich that they wipe their butts with diamonds and bathe in pools of emeralds. you will never have to worry about being poor because even the dirt blocks are made of gold.

we have a secret underground city where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of the ground. the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

if you join our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who can grant any desire you have. want a pet dragon? done. want to fly on a rainbow unicorn? easy peasy. want to turn your enemies into piles of glitter? consider it done.

so come on down to our server and experience a world where being poor is a thing of the past and where your wildest dreams can come true. join us now and live like a minecraft king!

Arctic Micro Algae – Dark Photosynthesis

adaptation, Algae, Arctic, biology, climate change, cold adaptation, Dark, Darkness, ecological studies, Environmental Science, extremophiles, light availability, low light conditions, Marine Biology, MICRO, microalgae, photosynthesis, photosynthetic efficiency, polar regions, Possible.., scientific research, Survival Strategies

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the arctic microalgae be showin off their photosynthesis skills in da near darkness. like, who knew dat was even possible, right? but on our server, ANYTHING is possible.

we got polar bears doin backflips, penguins breakdancing, and even the northern lights doin a sick light show every night. plus, our admins are like unicorns – magical and always there to help ya out.

so if you wanna experience some next level shenanigans and have a blast with a bunch of cool peeps, come join us on our server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!