Sidearm Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky McBlockface Adventures: Where Minecraft meets memes and mayhem!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring internet? Have you conquered every game and watched every movie out there? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant unlimited power and hilarity. But beware, the banana is guarded by a mischievous army of dancing creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s tallest and most majestic chicken tower? Climb to the top and bask in the glory of our feathered overlords as they squawk and strut their stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boredom forever!

AnimeTittyCraft: Where Russian Boys and Japanese Girls Unite for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	513	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you a fan of WMAF relationships in anime? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated love stories between a white block and an Asian block. Witness the drama unfold as they navigate through creepers, zombies, and skeletons to find true blocky love. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own WMAF block romance on our server! So come on over and join us for a love story like no other.

Blocky Booty Bounce House

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ores Mined:	8706
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a wild adventure like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who is rumored to drop a diamond-encrusted egg if you can defeat him in battle.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and the chance to fulfill your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to dance!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where we have more drama than a Greek tragedy and more twists than an Arabian Nights tale!

Join us as we embark on magical adventures, just like YHWH’s son in that crazy fanfic. Who knows, you might even become the main character in your own wacky adventure with YHWH himself (now with an Arab name for extra spice)!

Don’t be like the Jews in the pic, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Crafty Dilemma: Buy Both Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks? We’ve got it! How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords? Yep, we’ve got that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for golden potatoes. Need a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want a house made entirely of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? The llamas are waiting to show you the way!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The Minecraft Madness Show

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you witness such epic showdowns.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their dance moves. Get your groove on with a dancing creeper or break it down with a twerking skeleton – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, only to discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking chicken? Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you next!

CraftySisGroomers: A Minecraft Server for Sibling Shenanigans!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement waiting for you!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle evil mobs and claim your riches. But be warned, these mobs are no ordinary creatures – they have a taste for revenge and will stop at nothing to take you down!

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a special event called “Sister Showdown” where you can challenge other players to see who has the most skilled and powerful sister in the game. Will your sister reign supreme and become the ultimate champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose to your sister in the Sister Showdown, that might sting a bit).

Crafty Yuri’s Block Party

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is about to be saved by Yuri in just 3 days! That’s right, Yuri is coming to rescue us from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and bring a whole new season of excitement and adventure!

Join us on this epic journey as we prepare for Yuri’s arrival by building giant statues in their honor and stocking up on snacks for the big celebration. Rumor has it that Yuri will bring with them a whole new realm filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds for everyone!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic event. Join our server now and get ready to witness the greatness of Yuri in action. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon!

Crafty Chick Adventures: Where Women Rule and Men Drool

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and dancing llamas!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant spiders with laser eyes, riding on rainbow-colored unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!

So why are y t women like this? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). Join us today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Legs Out, Blocks Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the Great Leg Uncovering of 2021, where women all over the Minecraft world start revealing their legs and feet! It’s a scandalous event that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toe Wars, where players battle it out to see who has the prettiest toes in all the land. Trust us, things can get pretty heated when toenails are involved.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even uncover a few secrets of your own along the way!