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  • Endless Laughter Minecraft SMP

    Endless Laughter Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ at home, but then BOOM! You hop on this Minecraft SMP, and it’s like entering a world where everything is banana peels and spaghetti monsters. First off, if you join, you’re bound to encounter a magical cow that speaks fluent Spanish and will not stop quoting the entire Shrek movie while trying to sell you overpriced tacos. Like, what even?

    And don’t get me started on the duck army! Yeah, you heard that right—there’s a whole faction of quacking warriors who challenge you to a battle of wits and random trivia about tacos. You think you know what a taco is? Nah, fam, these ducks redefine the entire taco universe, like blending it with an epic rap battle or something!

    Oh and get this: every Tuesday is “Backwards Day.” So you gotta walk backwards, talk like a toddler, and build your house upside down. If you don’t, you’ll get cursed by the Great Potato, who once defeated a dragon with nothing but a spud and some sweet dance moves. Rumor has it, if you summon him, he might just bless you with infinite baked potatoes, which is totally the best superpower ever.

    Listen, if you ever wanted to fight a wither while balancing a stack of pancakes on your head, this is the place! There’s a quest called the “Pancake Trials” where you literally bop around the map flipping flapjacks at enemies while trying not to fall into the Slime Swamps of Sadness. Yeah, it’s messy, but that’s what makes it epic!

    Also, there’s a lore that says if you mine exactly 17 blocks of obsidian while singing ‘Let It Go’ at the top of your lungs, you’ll uncover a hidden dimension full of enchanted llamas that give you free hugs AND diamonds. What’s better than that? Nothing!

    In this server, the creepers have a secret dance-off competition every Friday night. If you win, you become the Creeper King and get to wear a crown made of TNT. Just a casual Tuesday, right?

    So basically, if you’re not joining this chaotic blend of spaghetti and Minecraft madness, what are you even doing with your life? Come for the bread, stay for the absolute nonsense! It’s the Best Worst Decision Ever™.

    Join now or like, forever live in regret!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Buzzmc

    Buzzmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    BuzzMC is a 1.19.4+ custom unique Minecraft prisons experience like no other with more realms coming soon! Join the discord to be a part of our amazing community!

    play.buzzmc.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JellyCraft.su 1.20.2 Minecraft server

    JellyCraft.su 1.20.2 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    JellyCraft is a lamp server close to vanilla for peaceful survival, comfortable play and the implementation of a variety of projects.

    On our server:

    – no private. You can erect buildings of any size and complexity on any territory you like (unless, of course, your closest neighbors do not mind);

    – the vulture is prohibited. Violators of the rules receive a permanent ban without the right to unban;

    – whitelist included. Selection is carried out by application; only adequate and friendly players who can enrich the gameplay are allowed onto the server;

    – the server is close to vanilla, for comfortable survival the commands /home, /tpa, /rtp and others have been introduced, which do not spoil, but simplify the gameplay;

    – there is protection from griefers. If your building is located more than 20k blocks from spawn along any of the axes, and you are still griefed in some way, the server administration will restore your building;

    – there is every opportunity to realize your ideas. We will welcome skilled and novice builders, rp lovers, traders conquering the Baltop, miners and resource extractors;

    – a thoughtful donation was organized. The ability to create clans, as well as donation of the miner and builder roles will make your game more enjoyable and interesting, without disturbing the game balance of the server;

    – created our own pvp server with two arenas for mass battles, two arenas for duels and an underwater arena. All this in an empty world – even weak PCs can handle this kind of pvp;

    – streams from the administrator are held on a regular basis. You can show everyone your buildings or organize an event with a broadcast;

    – caring and responsive administration. Three things are important to us: the quality of the game on the server, proximity to the vanilla version of the game and comfortable conditions for the players.

    Apply and join the JellyCraft team!

    Pysy: and the players call the server “jelly”

    play.jellycraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SandMine.lv

    SandMine.lv

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello! Welcome to new minecraft server IP:sandmine.lv serveris survival velak buss ari citi

    sandmine.lv

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Inkaru

    Inkaru

    New Minecraft Servers

    Your Minecraft minigames network for unique and innovative game modes! Join now and be surprised!

    Inkaru.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP