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CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, digital conversation, discussion, easy to use, efficient, forum, forum software, Interactive, message board, Minecraft, one page thread, Online Community, opt, OPTimalCraft, Server, single page layout, Streamlined, thread management, thread navigation, topic organization, user experience, user-friendly, web platform

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	391343	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	5020

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3181
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

carpet care, carpet cleaning tips, carpet damage, carpet maintenance, carpet restoration, carpet stain, carpet upkeep, cleaning carpet, cleaning solutions, deep cleaning, Home cleaning, Household cleaning, permanent stain, puke stain, PukeCraft, removing stains, Server, stain, stain prevention, stain removal, stomach acid stain, test, tough stains, vomit stains

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Votes:	3688
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!