side gig Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HubbyHatesMyNightOut

childcare, Communication, compromise, family, financial stress, Friends, HubbyHatesMyNightOut, husband, Marriage, monitor, night out, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Schedule, side gig, sleep habits, social life, Support, Wife, work

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of being the monitor master for your sleeping kiddos while your husband works his second job to afford preschool for them? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monitor madness and dive into a world where the only thing you need to monitor is your block-building skills!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about being the monitor mom. Build your dream house, explore hidden caves, and battle creepers with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to monitor duty and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than a quiet night out with friends. 😉

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mines Excavated:	4456
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

HustleCraft: Mine for Money!

creative hustle, Entrepreneurial Journey., Entrepreneurship, extra income, financial freedom, freelance, gig economy, hustle and grind, HustleCraft, lucrative, MONEY, money making, online business, part time job, passive income, self-employment, side gig, side hustle, side job, Small Business, success stories, work from home

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and only finding coal? Do you dream of a side hustle that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make more diamonds than a wealthy villager with a monopoly on trading. Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon is investing in real estate here! So come on down and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft. Who needs a side hustle when you can make a fortune in our virtual world?

CondoCheck4Cash

2 hours round trip, aita, bathroom renovations, bigger projects, Cheap, Company, Condo, CondoCheck4Cash, Favor, free, Friends, full-time, GC, good friends, Handyservice, income, Inspect, inspection report, kitchen renovations, Labor, late twenties, major city, market rate, pay me, refusing, side gig, small jobs, trip fee, weekends, work nights

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Looking for a server to join that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is run by a late twenties entrepreneur who runs a Handyservice company on the side. That’s right, he’s a master of all trades, just like a villager with a million emeralds!

But here’s where it gets juicy – his friend, who makes 100k a year, got mad at him for not inspecting their condo for free. Can you believe it? This friend wanted a freebie inspection, but our server owner stood his ground and demanded to be paid! Talk about drama in the Minecraft world!

So, if you want to join a server where the owner knows his worth and won’t be taken advantage of by entitled friends, come on over! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll get to build a virtual replica of that friend’s condo and blow it up with TNT for fun. Just kidding…or are we? 😉 Join now for some epic adventures and hilarious stories!

SideHustleCrafts Minecraft Server

entrepreneurial, extra income, freelance, general, gig economy, Minecraft, part time job, self-employment, Server, side gig, side gig challenges, side gig fulfillment, side gig growth, side gig ideas, side gig motivation, side gig progress, side gig satisfaction, side gig success, side gig tips, side hustle, side job, SideHustleCrafts, Small Business

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	4861	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Looking for a side-gig that doesn’t involve selling your kidney on the black market? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring side-gig behind and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn for the show.

JanitorialCraft: Sweepin’ up creepers and cleaning up griefers! LOL

additional income, cleaning, cleaning gig, cleaning job, CREEPERS, Earning Potential, extra cashflow, financial boost, gig economy, Griefers, janitorial services, janitorial work, JanitorialCraft, Jannie, job flexibility, lol, money on the side, money-making opportunity, part time job, part-time employment, side gig, side hustle, side hustle ideas, side job, supplemental income, Sweepin

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no reward? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and become a jannie (janitor) for some extra cashflow! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode. But don’t worry, as a jannie, you’ll have the power to clean up any mess they leave behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? Join now and start your jannie journey today!

BestThingAboutYouMC_SMP

best, BestThingAboutYouMC_SMP, personal growth, positive attitude, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, Strengths, unique qualities

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Void Gems Collected:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Like, bro, do you even Minecraft? If you’re not on this server, you’re basically living under a rock. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage out of cobblestone, or if you want to ride pigs off cliffs like a true daredevil. We’ve even got a secret underground club where we host dance parties with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, then buckle up buttercup and get ready for the ride of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of absolute madness, where the only rule is to have fun or get out. So, what’s the BEST thing about you? Come show us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🎉🐷🔥💎🕺 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrRegretItForever #NicolasCageStatueGoals

BlockbusterWorld

Adventure, Alternate Reality, BlockbusterWorld, book world, creativity, dream world, escapism, FANTASY, favorite world, fictional characters, fictional world, game world, ideal world, imagination, immersive experience, interactive world, magical world, movie world, storytelling, virtual reality, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

If you’ve ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs fly, zombies drop diamonds, and creepers are actually just misunderstood green blobs looking for a hug, then boy do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself transported into a land where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion, where building a house out of giant mushrooms is totally normal, and where riding a pig into battle is not only encouraged but highly recommended.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually just a big softie once you get to know him. He loves nothing more than a good game of Minecraft bingo and a round of karaoke at the local village pub.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). Trust us, you won’t want to leave this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

EU Council Minecraft Server: Warsaw Security & Sabotages

Council, Disinformation, election meddling, EU Council, Europe, European Commission, European Council, European diplomacy, european integration, european parliament, european union, Hungary, hybrid warfare, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland-Belarus border, Politics, Presidency, sabotages, SECURITY, Server, Warsaw

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

LOL come join dis Minecraft server, we got more drama den Hungary and Belarus combined! Poland is da new sheriff in town, kickin’ off da EU Council wit a bang! Our slogan is “Security, Europe” cuz we keep it safe from dem creepers and griefers.

We takin’ on “hybrid warfare” like pros, ain’t no tensions on our Poland-Belarus border gonna stop us! We fightin’ off disinformation like it’s a swarm of zombies, and ain’t no election meddling gonna mess wit us!

So come on, join da fun and chaos on dis server, where every day is a new adventure! Just watch out for dem sabotages, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! Let’s show dem other servers who’s boss!

LuhanskLocalsGoneWild

Accountability, atrocities, brutality, Civilian, Conflict, executions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk region, LuhanskLocalsGoneWild, military orders, OFFICER, Russian, testimony, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, Witnesses

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, have i got the server for u! imagine a world where russian officers are ordering civilian executions in the luhansk region… but in minecraft! join our server and help save the locals by building epic fortresses and battling evil mobs. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those russian officers who’s boss!

2025 Crafty Land

2025, BELIEF, Crafty, doubt, Evidence, Existence, Future, Land, metaphysics, Perception, philosophy, physical proof, PRESENT, progress, Reality, skepticism, speculation, Technology, Time, uncertainty, validation, year

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got time travel shenanigans happening up in here. like, we legit don’t even know if it’s 2025 or not. we might be in the future or the past or some alternate universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and see for yourself. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance. yolo, amirite? so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Ottoman Kids Club

19th century, child abuse, child advocacy, child labor, Child protection, child rights, children, club, education, Exploitation, historical research, History, Humanitarian efforts, Kids, marginalized communities, OTTOMAN, ottoman empire, Ottoman society, POVERTY, social reform, social welfare, vulnerable positions, working conditions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire like the ottoman empire but without all the boring stuff like wars and stuff. instead, u can ride on magical unicorns and fight zombie chickens with ur diamond sword.

we have a secret dungeon where u can find the lost treasure of the ottoman sultans, but be careful, there are evil villagers guarding it with their pet creepers.

if u join now, u can also participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and become the ruler of ur own ottoman empire in minecraft land!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, airdrops, B Ward, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Fishing, Guards, Koth, No Custom Enchantments, non-op, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	8618	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: Fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes.

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. So Much More: Check out the server to see more.

For More Information

Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of progression system does the server have?	The server features a non-OP, grind-based progression system.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What kind of cosmetics are available on the server?	There are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes for players to enjoy.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, anyone, Archive, collection, DELETED, Enchanted, erased, erome, Find, Forgotten, Help, INFORMATION, Lost, missing, Mystery, name.., Realm, Request, SEARCHING, set, Share, unknown, VANISHED

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5292
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Items Found:	5791

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got deleted content from erome, like, who even knows what that is but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and probably getting lost in a pixelated world.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and see what all the hype is about.

Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server, especially if it’s from erome.

FireworkFilmerMC SMP

capturing moments, celebration, Curiosity, digital age, Entertainment, Experience, Filming, FireworkFilmerMC, fireworks, fireworks display, Memories, Nostalgia, personal archive, PHONES, recording, sharing, Smartphone, smp, social media, Technology, tradition, Video

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Divine Spears Created:	21

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even?! And there’s a rumor that if you find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding.

And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that happen on the server. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with potatoes and everyone was like “WHAT?!” It was hilarious.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you there, fellow blockheads! #PotatoPower

RegretCraft2029

#sustainability, cautionary tale, CHANGE, consequences, consumerism, disposable culture, environmental impact, fast fashion, Future, hindsight, instant gratification, mindfulness, modern trends, progress, Reflection, RegretCraft2029, regrets, short-term thinking, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that all look the same? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, build houses out of giant floating marshmallows, and battle evil llamas in diamond armor.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

So, if you want to be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever and have stories to tell your grandkids about, then join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud who doesn’t like fun.