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RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

Anime, card game, collectible, Competition, DETHRONE, Dethroning, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Japanese culture, kiddyshit, KidzCraft, Manga, market share, MTG, Popular, strategy, Style, TCG, trading card game, trend, Weeaboneese

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7559	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4195	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	291	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

April Trading Post, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MineLOL, mists of pandaria, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Void Armor Forged:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7229
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Items Found:	6938
Crops Grown:	6118	Zombie Dances:	6
Farms Harvested:	940	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3399	Ores Mined:	8616
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

amazing set, attention-grabbing, fleeting popularity, Forgotten, forgotten game, forgotten in a year, forgotten quickly, Game, Gaming, gook, hype, jigabongaboos, jiggling, jiggling physics, LolCraft, mc, not memorable, Overrated, Server, short lived, short-lived fame, talked about, video game, year

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3677
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1618	Villages Defended:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Edition, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, High level replays, Minecraft, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Teaser Trailer, warm-up routine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)