Side Effects MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

reaction, 30mins, side effects, Nausea, Potency

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

Mental well-being, Psychology, benzodiazepines, zencraft, Skylands

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

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Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

breast surgery, health complications, PIXEL, side effects, unexplained

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

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Zebrafish Heart Repair – Minecraft Server

repair genes, Hmga1, Zebrafish, Cardiac function, experimental medicine

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ZEBRAFISH PROTEIN THAT CAN FIX YOUR HEART LIKE MAGIC! YEAH, WE GOT THE HMGA1 PROTEIN THAT MAKES YOUR HEART GO BOOM BOOM BOOM AGAIN! JUST LIKE IN ZEBRAFISH, YOUR HEART WILL BE AS GOOD AS NEW WITHOUT ANY SIDE EFFECTS! COME ON, DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY HEART-HEALING ADVENTURE! 😂🐟❤️ #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEBRAFISHHEARTS #HMGA1FTW

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SingCraftLove

medical issues, pain management, nursing school, caregiving, advice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take comforting to a whole new level! Need a break from the real world and its problems? Join us and experience the healing power of virtual blocks and pixels!

Our server is so soothing, it’s like a lullaby for your soul. Just like how singing helped soothe a grown man with skin cancer, our server will sing sweet melodies to your heart. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of Minecraft to heal you?

Forget about adulting, come join us and let your inner child roam free. We promise, it’s not weird at all to find comfort in the virtual world. In fact, it’s encouraged! So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the pain and suffering together.

Join us now and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before. Who needs doctors when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world of healing and happiness, one block at a time!

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Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

cell transformation, Conversion, new technology, Revert Cancer Cells, Tumor Reversion

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

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The Bad Ozempic Minecraft SMP

insulin, Minecraft, efficacy, doctor’s recommendation, weight loss

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go. From pranking unsuspecting players to starting llama dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world, guarded by a fierce army of chicken warriors. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to survive the constant barrage of exploding sheep and flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the unexpected is always just around the corner!

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Sugarcube Minecraft Server

nutrition, aspartame, research, long-term effects, Moderation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than aspartame? Look no further! Our server is so sweet, it’ll make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our pixelated pigs are all hopped up on aspartame, so you’ll never run out of bacon! Join us and experience the sugary madness for yourself. Who needs real sugar when you have a Minecraft server this sweet?

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Vax Attack Minecraft Server

coronavirus, covid complications, Covid-19, Attack, vaccine efficacy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you blood clots or heart attacks? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you questioning if it’s the vax or Covid causing those side effects. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a rollercoaster when you can experience the thrill of our server? Join now for a truly heart-pounding adventure!

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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

pill, speaking gibberish, brain rot, Server, election results

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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