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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3750 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2001 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like da coolest place on da interwebs.
so get dis, da CD, yea u heard me right, da CD is da boss of dis server. not da DVD, not da Blu-ray, but da good ol’ CD. he be runnin’ tings like a pro.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell ya, cuz we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers doin’ da macarena. it’s a party up in here, 24/7.
oh and get dis, da CD himself once defeated a dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story bro. so if u wanna be part of dis epicness, come join us and let’s have a blast together. da CD is waitin’ for ya.
