SickoSMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	8585	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Potions Brewed:	190	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Items Found:	4197	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

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Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	2802	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1140

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	7814

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!