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  • NoiseComplaintsRUs

    NoiseComplaintsRUs
    Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a cacophony of screams that will keep you on your toes all day long. Our special feature includes a kid locked outside all day, screaming at the top of his lungs while wearing noise cancelling headphones. It’s like a concert you never asked for!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re right there in the neighborhood, trying to sleep while this kid screams his heart out. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the parents who are mysteriously never outside with their screaming child. It’s a real mystery that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of constant noise and questionable parenting choices. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and confusion? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • KidFreeCrafts

    KidFreeCrafts
    so, like, this server is, like, the coolest place ever, man. like, before i had kids, i never got sick. but now, i play on this server and i feel like a million bucks, dude.

    join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and battle giant chickens for ultimate glory.

    our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we have crazy build battles, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    so, if you want to escape from reality and enter a world of pure chaos and fun, come join us on this server. who needs kids when you have minecraft, amirite?

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  • ViralTimeTravel

    ViralTimeTravel
    HEY YOU, YES YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND EPIC BATTLES!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, LITERALLY. YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE VILLAGERS AND SKELETONS WITH DIAMOND ARMOR. BUT WATCH OUT, BECAUSE THE CREEPERS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO BUILD TNT CANNONS AND THEY’RE AIMING FOR YOUR BASE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS AND TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. SWIM WITH DOLPHINS AND BATTLE THE EVIL SQUID KING FOR ULTIMATE RICHES!

    AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A TIME TRAVEL PORTAL THAT LETS YOU VISIT DIFFERENT ERAS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. MEET DINOSAURS, FIGHT PIRATES, AND EVEN RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT ENDER DRAGON!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD!

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  • GraveCraftersUnited

    GraveCraftersUnited
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saying “NO” won’t get you arrested, but might just save you from getting poked and teased by your virtual grandmother! Join us for a wild adventure where you can actually be left alone when you’re sick, unlike in real life where you might be disowned for standing up for yourself.

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been told they’re not sick when they clearly are, and for those who just want to be left in peace while they mine and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a special feature where you can wear a mask in public without getting yelled at – what a concept!

    So come join us on this crazy journey where you can escape the madness of real life and enjoy some much-needed peace and quiet. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual family members who actually understand the concept of personal space and boundaries. See you in the game!

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  • CovidCraft: The Server of Socially Distant Disasters

    CovidCraft: The Server of Socially Distant Disasters
    Remember that time you were stuck at home during Covid and all you could do was binge-watch Netflix and eat snacks? Well, forget about that boring life because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a virtual world where the only virus you have to worry about is a zombie infection!

    Join our server for a chance to build your own apocalypse-proof bunker, complete with a moat filled with lava to keep out any unwanted guests (looking at you, creepers). Need to stock up on supplies? No problem! Just hop on your trusty llama and ride to the nearest village, where you can trade with the villagers for all the diamonds and emeralds your heart desires.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of TNT. Are you brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the riches for yourself? Only one way to find out!

    So say goodbye to boring quarantine memories and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • KimchiCraft: NoroVirusNonsense

    KimchiCraft: NoroVirusNonsense
    lol come join our server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so much craziness going on, you’ll be laughing your pants off!

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where everything is made of cheese! yep, you heard right, CHEESE! you can build a house out of gouda or make a sword out of cheddar, the possibilities are endless!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a revolution against the evil sheep overlords. join their cause and fight for chicken rights in the most epic battle of all time!

    and if that’s not enough, we have a giant volcano in the middle of the map that shoots out marshmallows instead of lava. it’s the perfect place for a sweet and sticky adventure!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft world you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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