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HangryCraft
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Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!
Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

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FishyCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where fish dinners won’t kill you, but they will make you stronger than ever before! we have magical fish that give you superpowers and make you invincible in battle.
the story goes that once a player ate a fish and became so powerful, they defeated the ender dragon with just a single punch. now that player is worshipped as a god on our server, with their own temple and followers who bring them offerings of fish every day.
so come join us and become the next fish-powered legend on our server! just watch out for any suspicious fish dinners at home, we don’t want any more casualties like those poor children.

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SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP
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Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.
First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.
But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

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Rent & Bills Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.
Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!
Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.
Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.
But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.
So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

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BabyBlockerCraft
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your virtual babies safe and healthy! Just like this player’s real-life baby, we prioritize cleanliness and germ-free interactions in our pixelated world.
Join us if you want to protect your Minecraft baby from virtual illnesses and keep them safe from unwanted kisses and face-touching. Our server is the perfect place for all the overprotective virtual parents out there who want to shield their pixelated offspring from any potential harm.
Don’t worry about being judged or criticized for your parenting decisions here – we support you in your quest to keep your Minecraft baby happy and healthy. And if anyone tries to argue with your rules, just tell them it’s all part of the game and they need to respect your virtual parenting style.
So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to steal each other’s virtual babies. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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VacayVeto: Boyfriend’s Folks’ All-Expenses-Paid
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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you sick like that one time in Cuba? Look no further! Join our server for a vacation experience that won’t leave you stuck in a room with vomiting and diarrhea. Our all-inclusive virtual resort offers 5-star fun without the food poisoning.
Forget about being stranded without drinks or A/C, our server has everything you need to relax and have a good time. And don’t worry about losing weight from being sick, our server will have you gaining diamonds in no time!
So come join us and leave the traumatic experiences behind. Your boyfriend’s parents may have booked a vacation, but we guarantee our server will be the only trip you’ll ever need. Join now and let the fun begin!

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Are you tired of dealing with drama and stress in your real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!
Our server is a safe haven from the craziness of the real world, where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we have a strict no griefing policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone ruining your creations (unlike certain boyfriends we know).
Join us now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

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PlushiePurgeCraft
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness, even for stuffed animals! Join us and experience the thrill of washing virtual stuffed animals to prevent in-game germs and mites from spreading. Just like in real life, we believe in the power of hygiene, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
Imagine a world where your virtual stuffed animals can get sick and spread their germs to other players if not properly washed. Take on the challenge of keeping your in-game plushies clean and germ-free, all while embarking on epic adventures with your friends.
Don’t be like the girlfriend in the story who refused to wash her stuffed animal for 15+ years – join our server and show her the importance of hygiene in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe her mom the nurse will even join us and learn a thing or two about virtual cleanliness.
So come on, join our server and let’s wash away those in-game germs together! Remember, a clean stuffed animal is a happy stuffed animal in the world of Minecraft.

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SickDayDenierAITA
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Are you tired of feeling judged for taking sick days on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where sick days are celebrated and encouraged!
We understand the importance of self-care and taking time off when you’re not feeling well. Plus, we have a special “bereavement week” where you can mourn the loss of your favorite pixelated pet or virtual castle.
Don’t let anyone make you feel bad for prioritizing your health and well-being. On our server, we support you 100% and even have virtual chicken soup to help you feel better.
So come join us and leave the judgment at the door. Let’s build a world where sick days are just as important as mining for diamonds!

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