STEG Reborn
STEG Reborn is a cool server all about survival. They’ve got some neat plugins like Grief Prevention, Jobs, McMMO, and more. It’s a place where you can build big and make friends. If you need help, just ask a staff member.
Join STEG Reborn today and start your survival adventure!
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Join our server and you’ll be blessed with not one, but TWO X chromosomes! That’s right, double the protection, double the fun! Your cells will be so sturdy, they’ll be like a fortress against gene mutation and sickness. You’ll be living longer than a tortoise on steroids, all thanks to our magical X chromosomes.
We did a study on 229 species, and trust us, this stuff is legit. So come on over and join the party! Who needs a Y chromosome anyway? X marks the spot on this epic Minecraft server!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own virtual grocery list, where you can include all your favorite items without anyone questioning your choices. Need more diamonds? No problem! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it!
And don’t worry about feeling left out in the meal planning process, because on our server, every block you place is a delicious feast waiting to be enjoyed. Your virtual family may be sick, but here, the only sickness you’ll catch is a case of uncontrollable laughter as you navigate through our wacky world.
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a husband to make a shopping list when you have a whole Minecraft server to fulfill your every whim? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in the most outrageous way possible!
fight off hordes of runny-nosed zombies and sniffling skeletons as you explore our booger-filled world. team up with other players to create the ultimate tissue fortress and defend against the dreaded flu boss, who shoots out deadly cough drops and phlegm bombs.
don’t worry about getting sick in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles. so come on down and join us for some nose-blowing, sneeze-inducing fun!
imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or teaming up with a pack of friendly wolves to hunt down rare treasures hidden deep within the mines. on our server, anything is possible – even talking pigs and flying cows!
but that’s not all – did you know that playing on our server for just one hour a day can actually make you immune to all forms of inflammation? it’s true! forget about sleep deprivation, all you need is a healthy dose of minecraft madness to keep your immune system in top shape.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and let the llamas guide you on the craziest journey of your life!
Our server is so dairy-free, even the cows are lactose intolerant. That’s right, you won’t find a single block of cheese or splash of milk anywhere in sight. And if you accidentally eat something with dairy in it, don’t worry, your character won’t get sick, but they might start mooing like a cow for a few minutes.
But wait, there’s more! We have special quests where you must rescue the dairy cows from the evil cheese factory, and if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of dairy-free ice cream. And rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can ride a giant tofu block through a field of dairy products, smashing them to pieces.
So come join us on our dairy-free Minecraft server, where lactose intolerance is celebrated and dairy is nothing but a distant memory. Your stomach will thank you, and your in-game character will never have to suffer through a dairy-induced bathroom break again.
Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!
Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.
So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.
Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends!
Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind, just like the player whose husband mysteriously disappeared when she got sick. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any disappearing spouses – unless they’re off on an epic quest to find diamonds!
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? See you in the game!
So, picture this: you log on to our server and you’re immediately transported to a world where every day is a football party. You can bring your own virtual snacks and drinks, and join in on the fun with your fellow players. It’s like tailgating, but in Minecraft!
Now, here’s where it gets crazy. One time, our server owner’s dad was sick and she had to leave for a few days to be with him. When she came back, expecting some peace and quiet, she found the whole server throwing a massive football party in her absence. Can you imagine the chaos? It was like a virtual frat house up in here.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s always down for a good time, join us! Just be prepared for some unexpected parties and maybe a little drama along the way. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? So come on over and let’s kick off the ultimate Minecraft football party!
| Server Type | Java Minecraft Server |
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| Gameplay | All survival, no teleports |
| Join Us | Discord |
Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.
No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.
The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.
No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?
So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.
3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!
4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.
5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!
So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!
once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!
but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?
join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!
we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies
we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants
u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss
join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!
Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?
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