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  • PixelPervsAnonymous

    PixelPervsAnonymous

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your crazy antics and outrageous adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Just like the time Steve accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, or when Creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of a battle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Fleshlight Mountain, where players can climb to the top and take a selfie with their favorite…uh, accessory. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Minecraft madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CabCraft: Clothes Toss

    CabCraft: Clothes Toss

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can be the master of your own destiny.

    Looking for a place to hang out with friends and have a blast? Look no further! Our server is the perfect spot for double or triple dates with your in-game buddies. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with your pals?

    Feeling under the weather? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to chill and relax, even if you have a virtual virus causing you to have a Minecraft flu. Plus, there’s no need to worry about infecting anyone else in the game – unless you want to start a virtual epidemic, that is!

    Join us now and experience the ultimate gaming escape where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs awkward FaceTime calls and cab rides when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world? Don’t be an in-game asshole – come join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HubbyHomesickCraft

    HubbyHomesickCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

    Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

    So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SickF_ckinMinecraftSMP

    SickF_ckinMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you like to quick fuck… I mean, quick build! Our server is filled with players who are always up for a challenge and love to see who can build the craziest structures in the shortest amount of time. It’s a race against the clock and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!

    But that’s not all, we also have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to ride a pig around the server like a king for a day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into cake!

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers blowing up your base. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PuppyParty411

    PuppyParty411

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a puppy-filled paradise. That’s right, we’ve got eleven adorable puppies running around causing chaos and mayhem. And guess what? They’re all the result of a questionable breeding decision made by one of our players. Will you help take care of them or sit back and watch the madness unfold?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a pregnant player who is sick and tired of dealing with all the puppy drama. Will you step in to lend a hand or will you join in on the chaos? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy situations you’ll find yourself in?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

    Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

    Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

    So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ColdCraft: Cool or Sick?

    ColdCraft: Cool or Sick?

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds raining from the sky and villagers breakdancing in the town square. our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with a flick of their wand.

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cake. another player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of evil bunnies.

    if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures in Minecraft, then this server is the place to be. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the block.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LaundryCraft Minecraft Server

    LaundryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s room after a shopping spree? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unpaid chores!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to have your sibling come in and mess it all up just for fun. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server – where every block you place could be sabotaged by someone you thought you could trust.

    But don’t worry, we also have epic battles, treasure hunts, and secret alliances to keep things interesting. Who knows, you might even find yourself teaming up with your arch-nemesis to take down a common enemy (looking at you, sister who never does the dishes).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over who left the milk out, join our server now! Just remember, in this world, there are no rules – except maybe to always clean up after yourself. Or else. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

    GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

    like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

    plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

    Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP