Sick MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

sick, ‘ick on ‘eck, long tail, NECK, Click

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

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GardenGriefersNoEntry

overreacting, Flowers, damaged, activities, friendship

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors like Amy and her kids? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build your own virtual garden without the fear of anyone trampling on your precious flowers. No more worrying about upset neighbors or damaged property – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, our server is filled with crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on over and join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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FriendFinder12-19

Kids, School, sick, Friend, law

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the admins are always causing chaos and drama! We have a player who thinks he’s above the law and brags about becoming a cop just to get away with it. Plus, we have screenshots that will make you feel sick to your stomach – it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of scandals and outrageous behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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Sick Days Are Sacred – Minecraft Server

employee retention, absenteeism, research, company costs, mistreatment

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the coolest place ever. like, we have diamond blocks raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a magical wonderland of awesomeness.

but wait, there’s more! if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting sick again. that’s right, our virtual doctors will cure you with a potion of instant health whenever you start feeling under the weather. no more missing work or feeling guilty for not being at your best.

and get this, on our server, you can steal all the diamonds you want without any consequences. that’s right, no one will judge you for taking what you want. it’s a thief’s paradise, baby.

plus, if you join our server, you’ll never have to deal with annoying coworkers again. you can mute them or even ban them from the server if they start getting on your nerves. no more drama, just pure minecraft bliss.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Sick Day Shenanigans

Teacher, Shenanigans, dad, selfish, family

Are you tired of being called selfish and lazy just for wanting to stay home when you’re sick? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any judgment from parents or teachers!

On our server, you can create your own school where you make the rules – want to stay home because you’re feeling a little under the weather? No problem! Sick of being called selfish for taking care of yourself? Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be the boss of your own destiny.

Forget about unfair demands and ridiculous requests, on our server, you’re in charge. So come join us and let’s build a world where staying home sick is not only allowed but encouraged!

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SickFianceeNoLunch Minecraft Server

Minecraft, personal responsibility, sick fiancee, networking event, networking opportunity

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your fiancee’s flu? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win virtual meds to heal your loved one in-game. Plus, network with other players to level up your social skills just like our OP who left his sick fiancee for a lunch date with regional managers. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world of endless possibilities? Join now and leave your sick loved ones behind for a chance to win big in our virtual world!

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Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

woke up, kills, Brain, morning, About to

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

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RamenCraft Minecraft Server

food poisoning, RamenCraft, relationship, Minecraft, attitude

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving "f***ing attitude" to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

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FeverCraft Minecraft Server

taking care, Minecraft, #bedridden, FeverCraft, fever stuff

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where petty behavior is not only encouraged but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of drama and ridiculousness as we navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life.

Are you tired of being told to “suck it up” when you’re feeling under the weather? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the petty. Join us and unleash your inner drama queen as we create hilarious scenarios and outrageous stories together.

Whether you’re looking to settle a virtual feud or just want to let loose and have some fun, our server is the perfect place for you. So come on in and join the madness – because here, being petty is the name of the game!

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ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

leave work early, ExcuseMeImCrafting, smp, sick, Time management

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

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