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Sick Sleepy Parasites
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch deadly illnesses from parasites? well, u in luck cuz our server got that and more! we got these crazy parasites that can give u sleeping sickness, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join us and see if u can survive the wild world of mutated genes and infectious diseases. who needs zombies and skeletons when u got real-life parasites to deal with? come on, join now and let’s see if u got what it takes to survive in this insane world we’ve created. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
CousinCraft WeddingGate
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!
Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!
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Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
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Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.
Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?
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CraftyClassmateCraze
Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!
Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?
So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.
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ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!
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GardenGriefersNoEntry
Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors like Amy and her kids? Look no further!Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build your own virtual garden without the fear of anyone trampling on your precious flowers. No more worrying about upset neighbors or damaged property – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Plus, our server is filled with crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise?
So come on over and join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!


