Sick MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

sick, student ID, Group Chat, personal reasons, Promise

Are you tired of unreliable friends and feeling left out of group activities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a ball of a time where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched or ignored by your virtual pals.

Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.

So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

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Therapist AFK Again

exception, work meeting, sick, Afk, demanding

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

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Lost in Illusion 1.21

Relaxation, recuperation, Sleep, Lost, leisure

Yo, bro, forget about school and responsibilities, come join this Minecraft server where you can escape reality and live your best blocky life!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!

Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?

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Euro Street Carnage 1.21.3

Evil, EURO, European, Tragedy, Sadistic

Yo, if you wanna witness some crazy shiz go down in Minecraft, join this server! We got Europeans dropping like flies left and right, it’s like a virtual apocalypse up in here.

You wanna experience the thrill of watching pixelated Europeans meeting their demise? Then this server is the place to be, my dude. It’s like a twisted version of a history lesson, but with more explosions and lava pits.

Join now and witness the chaos unfold as we watch those Europeans bite the dust in the most epic ways possible. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with blocky characters and a whole lot of mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join this server and get ready to witness some seriously messed up shiz go down. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss, trust me.

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ParentalPadSleeps

Pregnancy, face pain, children, time off, parenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends!

Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind, just like the player whose husband mysteriously disappeared when she got sick. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any disappearing spouses – unless they’re off on an epic quest to find diamonds!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? See you in the game!

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BabyBlockzCraft

immune system, Communication, Grandparent, family, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of health and safety? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no one will intentionally bring their sick germs into the game and infect your virtual character. We prioritize the well-being of all players, even if they’re just blocks and pixels.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where grandpas care more about weekend getaways than their own grandsons’ health. Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build, explore, and have a good time without worrying about catching a virtual cold. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise not to ruin your trip!

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HubsGossExposed

throwing up, EMBARRASSMENT, relationship issues, HubsGossExposed, carpet poop

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and absurdity!

Imagine a world where players compete to see who can build the best poop-themed structures, inspired by a husband who pooped on the carpet out of pure defiance! Will you be the one to create the ultimate poop palace?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious pranks and unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might log in one day to find your house covered in virtual poop, courtesy of the infamous “Poop Patrol” gang!

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs boring old quests and building competitions when you can have poop wars and outrageous stories to share with your friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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SickFartShowerNoNo

Fever, stench, respiratory symptoms, Empathy, CHILLS

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures like no other. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sweaty Fart Blanket Clan. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but their stench. Will you join their ranks and become a master of gas-powered warfare?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring some air freshener – things can get pretty funky around here!

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NurseNotSerious Minecraft Server

Phone, Server, Minecraft, serious, rules

Are you tired of getting in trouble for simply trying to get out of a boring day at school? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be sick whenever you want without any consequences! No more fake sickness accusations or cellphone violations here – just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place for rebellious students who want to stick it to the man. Build your own virtual school where you make the rules, sneak in your phone without fear, and never have to worry about getting in trouble for wanting to go home early.

So come join us and let your inner troublemaker run wild in a world where the only rule is to have a good time!

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ColdTouch Minecraft Server

ColdTouch, hurt feelings, shorts, clammy hands, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the temperature is always perfect for cuddling! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive cold feet battles and heated arguments over sweater-sharing.

Experience the thrill of unsending “I love you” messages in a fit of pettiness, and navigate through the treacherous territory of double standards and clammy hands.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our virtual world where the only thing colder than the snow-capped mountains is the shoulder you’ll get after a cold hands incident. Join now and find out if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft love story!

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