Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your fiancee’s flu? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win virtual meds to heal your loved one in-game. Plus, network with other players to level up your social skills just like our OP who left his sick fiancee for a lunch date with regional managers. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world of endless possibilities? Join now and leave your sick loved ones behind for a chance to win big in our virtual world!
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SickFianceeNoLunch Minecraft Server
body ache, change position, flu, friends agree, high fever, inconsiderate, inconsiderate behavior, meds, Minecraft, networking event, networking opportunity, personal responsibility, regional managers, relationship, Server, sick, sick alone, sick fiancee, SickFianceeNoLunch, Socialize, work lunch, work-life balance
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Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue
About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!
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RamenCraft Minecraft Server
appreciation, attitude, Boyfriend, Communication, Constipated, Cooking, follow directions, food poisoning, Hunger, Instructions, Minecraft, non spicy, ramen, RamenCraft, relationship, Server, sick, Soup, stomach issues, Taste, throwing up, undercooked noodles, warm up
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.
Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.
But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving "f***ing attitude" to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!
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FeverCraft Minecraft Server
#bedridden, Asshole, CHILLS, complaining, covid, Fever, fever stuff, FeverCraft, full body aches, hot head, ignoring, Lucky, mean, Minecraft, moving around, Petty, Server, sick, stuffy head, suck it up, taking care, unfairly treated, Upset
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where petty behavior is not only encouraged but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of drama and ridiculousness as we navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life.Are you tired of being told to “suck it up” when you’re feeling under the weather? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the petty. Join us and unleash your inner drama queen as we create hilarious scenarios and outrageous stories together.
Whether you’re looking to settle a virtual feud or just want to let loose and have some fun, our server is the perfect place for you. So come on in and join the madness – because here, being petty is the name of the game!
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ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP
balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance
Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.
Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.
So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!
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PixelPervsAnonymous
Asshole, Avoiding, awkward situation, coworker, Disgusting, Disturbing, feeling bad, fleshlight, funny, gallery, gross, horrified, Mountain, personal photo, PixelPervsAnonymous, Project, Random, sick, vacation, working togetherAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your crazy antics and outrageous adventures!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Just like the time Steve accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, or when Creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of a battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Fleshlight Mountain, where players can climb to the top and take a selfie with their favorite…uh, accessory. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Minecraft madness.
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CabCraft: Clothes Toss
Apology, attitude, awkward silence, CAB, CabCraft, clothes, cough, double date, FaceTime, Fever, Friends, hang out, headache, husband, infectious, phone call, sick, Toss, Virus, virus risk, wrong
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can be the master of your own destiny.Looking for a place to hang out with friends and have a blast? Look no further! Our server is the perfect spot for double or triple dates with your in-game buddies. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with your pals?
Feeling under the weather? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to chill and relax, even if you have a virtual virus causing you to have a Minecraft flu. Plus, there’s no need to worry about infecting anyone else in the game – unless you want to start a virtual epidemic, that is!
Join us now and experience the ultimate gaming escape where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs awkward FaceTime calls and cab rides when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world? Don’t be an in-game asshole – come join us today!
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HubbyHomesickCraft
caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).
Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).
So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉
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SickF_ckinMinecraftSMP
Adult, desire, DIRTY, explicit, FANTASY, fuck, Hardcore, INTENSE, Kinky, Like.., love, Lust, Naughty, Passion, Pleasure, Quick, sexual, sick, SickF_ckinMinecraftSMP, taboo, Wild
Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us if you like to quick fuck… I mean, quick build! Our server is filled with players who are always up for a challenge and love to see who can build the craziest structures in the shortest amount of time. It’s a race against the clock and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!
But that’s not all, we also have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to ride a pig around the server like a king for a day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into cake!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers blowing up your base. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
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PuppyParty411
11 puppies, AITAH, Attention, bad, Bred, dog, Heat, major issues, market, not helping, parents, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, PuppyParty411, Refuse, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, SELLING, sick
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a puppy-filled paradise. That’s right, we’ve got eleven adorable puppies running around causing chaos and mayhem. And guess what? They’re all the result of a questionable breeding decision made by one of our players. Will you help take care of them or sit back and watch the madness unfold?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a pregnant player who is sick and tired of dealing with all the puppy drama. Will you step in to lend a hand or will you join in on the chaos? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy situations you’ll find yourself in?
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Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP
age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.
So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!
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ColdCraft: Cool or Sick?
Awesome, cold, coldcraft, colloquialism, Communication, confusion, Cool, cultural nuances, Expression, IDIOMS, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, Perception, phrases, reaction, response, sick, Slang, slang terms, social cues
join this epic server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds raining from the sky and villagers breakdancing in the town square. our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with a flick of their wand.one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cake. another player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of evil bunnies.
if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures in Minecraft, then this server is the place to be. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the block.
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LaundryCraft Minecraft Server
aita, anger issues, aviation operations, Chores, cleaning, clothes, Cooking, Diploma, family, full-time, Household, LaundryCraft, law school, MAKE UP, Minecraft, part time, Pay, School, Server, sick, sister, summer school, workLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s room after a shopping spree? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unpaid chores!Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to have your sibling come in and mess it all up just for fun. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server – where every block you place could be sabotaged by someone you thought you could trust.
But don’t worry, we also have epic battles, treasure hunts, and secret alliances to keep things interesting. Who knows, you might even find yourself teaming up with your arch-nemesis to take down a common enemy (looking at you, sister who never does the dishes).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over who left the milk out, join our server now! Just remember, in this world, there are no rules – except maybe to always clean up after yourself. Or else. 😉
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GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server
children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uaeso like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.
plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.
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Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang
65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLEAre you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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Trollcraft
Lobby Server
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AquilaMc
Our server is a growing factions server with other plugins like mc-mmo friends and lots more that i can interact with.
we have a wide range of staff members that u can talk to about any issue.
Founder-toxiccoke
Owners-Ron, TractorBoy16
Admins-KittyMitts19,BuilditfilmitT
Thanks for checking out pmc page out and we hope to see u on.
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VeteranCraft
VeteranCraft is a solid growing community of mature, friendly players. Our technical back-end is second to none. Looking for a stable server that is run by serious people, and that will be there tomorrow? Look no further. We have no whitelist so stop in and check it out. If you like what you see, feel free to make a home here.
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CoolBearCraft SlimeFun | Towny
CoolBearCraft is a clean fast Minecraft 1.12 Towny server with SlimeFun, Mini-Games and an awesome player community. We’ve been around for over 3 years and are looking for new players to join us!
•12 FREE Ranks •Plenty of Cool Plugins (Like TOWNY and SilkSpawners) •One of the FRIENDLIEST Minecraft Communities! •Separate Worlds for Building and Gathering •Daily Bonuses just for playing and staying active! •A Balanced Economy •FRESH worlds and balances! We just reset!
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McGrimsCraft
We are a new server and full of loving fun people! Our staff is the best around. We give ranks to those who wait patiently and ask nicely. Hope to see you soon 😀
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OnlineKlubben
Online Club was formed and founded D. 12 September 2007 – The purpose of the club is to create a gathering place for all who play some games on the web. We have room for everyone, so are you and your friends and need a room in Teamspeak, are very welcome to contact us and we quickly create a space for you. We try wherever possible to constantly be at the forefront, and update regularly our website and Facebook with different news, but you stand and have a great idea for Online Club, we hear as much know.
As our logo says At Online Club – We play pretty much EVERYTHING – – Its 100% FREE to be a member of the Online Club and it will continue to be.
Chummy Club greetings Online Club
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Hunger games
Awesome
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JigokuCraft
JigokuCraft is a creative server using the PlotSquared plugin that allow players to build on a 80 by 80 block wide land surrounded by grass. Players have the ability to switch their game modes if they wish to PvP or for other purposes. Roleplaying is highly encouraged therefore it is supported along with special privileges such as the ability to marry others followed by economy to make your roleplaying experience more immersive. WorldEdit can be obtained by voting for the server.
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ValleyCraft
A nice server. We speak English/Dutch.
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Social Kingdom
Social Kingdom is a Nordic server owned by Rudomeister and L1nd4. Our server is based on PvP and survival, and has several popular plugins to enhance the gaming experience. Among other things, we have mcMMO, LWC, chestshop, logblock and towny.
We are concerned that the server should be as user-friendly as possible. That is why we have placed great emphasis on reducing opportunities for cheating among players and staff.
Welcome you shall be 🙂