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Sick Days

  • SicklySnacksStop or SchoolSkipperDad

    SicklySnacksStop or SchoolSkipperDad
    Are you tired of dealing with manipulative stepdaughters who fake illnesses to get out of school? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world with no fake stomach aches in sight. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who try to pull a fast one like this stepdaughter.

    We have a strict no lying, cheating, or manipulating policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from any sneaky schemes. Plus, we offer a special bonus for all players who can resist the temptation of dairy and gluten – unlimited access to your cell phone and friend’s houses!

    So come join us and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be faking is your mining skills!

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  • QuizSickStudying | Minecraft SMP

    QuizSickStudying | Minecraft SMP
    Bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all wizards or something and they can make you fly on a pig while shooting rainbows out of your butt. And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts diamonds. I know, right?

    But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game. I heard they even have a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure room, you can wish for anything you want and it will come true.

    So like, forget about studying or being productive when you’re sick, bro. Just join this Minecraft SMP and let your mind be blown by all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • SickDayDenierAITA

    SickDayDenierAITA
    Are you tired of feeling judged for taking sick days on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where sick days are celebrated and encouraged!

    We understand the importance of self-care and taking time off when you’re not feeling well. Plus, we have a special “bereavement week” where you can mourn the loss of your favorite pixelated pet or virtual castle.

    Don’t let anyone make you feel bad for prioritizing your health and well-being. On our server, we support you 100% and even have virtual chicken soup to help you feel better.

    So come join us and leave the judgment at the door. Let’s build a world where sick days are just as important as mining for diamonds!

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  • NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

    NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

    Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

    And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

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