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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6070 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3087 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Farms Harvested: | 214 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.
So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!