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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2214 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6425 |
Mines Excavated: | 3482 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Towns Built: | 1 |
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So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!