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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2355 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
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but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.
so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!
