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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7809 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 941 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Magic Items Found: | 5383 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!