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CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

Arrests, authoritarianism, civil disobedience, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, protest movement, PROTESTS, repression, social justice, Venezuela, Warning

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4376
Love Letters Sent:	6	Farms Harvested:	157
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

WildlifeTraffixCraft

animal trafficking, conservation efforts, Endangered species, illegal-trade, intellectual property, legal implications, new uses, patent analysis, patent infringement, patent law, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife exploitation, wildlife legislation, wildlife protection, Wildlife research, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking trends, WildlifeTraffixCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ores Mined:	9332
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we use trafficked wildlife for the most INSANE builds! we got pandas riding on llamas, tigers guarding our treasure chests, and even a parrot that can give you directions to hidden diamonds!

our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!

you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!

StreamTeam Minecraft Server

Bonding, catch up, Connection, Entertainment, Friends, Gaming, Hangout, last time, Long Time, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pandemic, Quarantine, reunion, Server, socializing, streaming, StreamTeam, Technology, together, video games, virtual

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops! Our players are so wild and crazy that the last time they all streamed together, they accidentally summoned a herd of dancing llamas that took over the entire server! Join us if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

WeirdoCraft SMP – >You’re weird

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, Curious, different, eccentric, gtYoure, idiosyncratic, individualistic, Kooky, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Singular, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers did the Macarena. If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Disco Sheep. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockPartyDrama

apology dilemma, BlockPartyDrama, boundary setting, Communication Issues, cousin relationships, dog behavior, dog training, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, parenting challenges, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, poultry problems, rural conflict, rural etiquette, rural living

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	65	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any chicken-chasing dogs! Just like how I don’t tolerate my BIL’s dog chasing my precious poultry on the farm. Join us for some virtual fun and leave your chicken-chasing pets at home!

We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.

And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!

WishCraftMC

achieving dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, desire, dream big, dreams, goal-setting, goals, hopes, law of attraction, longing, make a wish, MANIFESTING, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, Visualization, wish fulfillment, wish list, WishCraftMC, wishes come true

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2220

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest wishes! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies? We got you covered.

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Fight off hordes of evil chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and challenge other players to ridiculous mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing”.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will guide you on your journey and maybe even teach you a thing or two about life, love, and the importance of a good pair of enchanted boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DoggoCraft: No Turkey, Just Puppies!

advocacy, Animal Activism, animal advocates, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, controversial law, DoggoCraft, Government, law enforcement, legislation, mass killing, Petition, protest, public outcry, puppies, stray animals, stray dogs, turkey

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join our minecraft server where we save stray dogs from turkey’s crazy laws! we have a secret underground dog sanctuary where you can adopt a virtual pup and take them on adventures in the game. plus, our server is protected by a pack of loyal minecraft wolves who will attack any griefers trying to mess with our furry friends. join us and help us fight the good fight against injustice and save all the virtual doggos!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3353	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	146	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!

QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Items Found:	8068	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!