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AbsLick Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of our players who claimed to have licked Herobrine’s abs and gained superhuman strength. Yes, you heard that right – licking abs equals superpowers on our server! So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your taste buds too)!

BlockyBoysGayPlay

acceptance, acceptance in the family, BlockyBoysGayPlay, coming out, Communication, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, equality, family, Gay, LGBTQ, love, parenting, pride, relationships, society, Son, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

What would you do if your son was gay? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so fabulous, even the creepers wear rainbow tutus. We have rainbow-colored sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground club where all the Endermen let loose and do the Macarena. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as queer as a pink sheep, come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Old Coffee server with no sprinkles and only the cool kids allowed

Active, Allowed, BUILD, Chill, coffee, Community, Cool, Creative, Discord, Economy, Established, Events, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, Kids, Mature, No Griefing, plug ins, PvP, quaint, Server, Small, smp, sprinkles, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Animals Bred:	29
Zombie Dances:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dimension Hops:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Version	Mods
Vanilla	Newest	QoF mods allowed (e.g. Mouse Tweaks)

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	The server is a vanilla Minecraft server with the option to use quality of life mods.
What version of Minecraft will the server be on?	The server will be on the newest version of Minecraft.
Are streaming encouraged on the server?	Yes, streaming is encouraged on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server.
What might the server be called?	The server might be called Concrete SMP.

CostumeCraft Minecraft Server

bonus costumes, CostumeCraft, Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has bonus costumes that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends! Want to dress up as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? Done. How about a flying unicorn with laser eyes? We got you covered. Join our server and strut your stuff in the most outrageous costumes you can imagine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to turn dirt into diamonds just by giving the Blocktopus a high-five. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to stumble upon this majestic beast?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

MissionMinecraft Server – WorstMissionEver

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old missions in video games that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageously terrible missions that will have you questioning your sanity!

Join our server and embark on quests like “Find the Invisible Chicken” where you have to search for a chicken that is literally invisible. Or how about “Parkour Across Lava Pits with One Leg Tied Behind Your Back”? Trust us, it’s as fun as it sounds!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon, who is known for randomly exploding into a shower of rainbow sparkles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and disco skeletons!

So why waste your time on boring missions when you can join our server and experience the most hilariously awful quests in Minecraft history? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

BoomerSplit Minecraft Server

advice, awkward, Bonding, BoomerSplit, business transaction, common interest, Communication, elderly friend, Etiquette, Expectations, fashion, fashions on the fields, friendship, horse racing, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Prize money, race day etiquette, Server, stylist, Wedding, Winnings

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are built on blocks and not on unexpected demands for payment! Join us for a chance to win virtual fashion contests and make friends who won’t ask for a cut of your winnings 9 months later.

Our server is filled with horse racing enthusiasts who love to dress up and compete in fashion shows. Who knows, you might even find a hat and purse to borrow from a fellow player, without any hidden fees attached!

So come on over and experience the thrill of virtual horse races, fashion competitions, and drama-free friendships. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a fun time!

GymCreeperAlert!

aita, ARMS, Boundaries, bragging, checking out, Communication, Confrontation, double standards, Ethics, fidelity, Girlfriend, gym, GymCreeperAlert, hot guys, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, married friend, Moral values, Muscles, relationship, Respect

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6283
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!

Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.

Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!

FactsNobodyNeedsMC

FactsNobodyNeedsMC, inconsequential facts, inconsequential tidbits, irrelevant data, irrelevant facts, irrelevant trivia, obscure facts, pointless facts, pointless trivia, Random facts, random trivia, trivial details, trivial facts, unimportant facts, unnecessary facts, unnecessary knowledge, unnecessary trivia, useless facts, useless information, useless trivia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

DragonSeedzMC

Ancient, ancient legends, Creatures, dormant, dormant eggs, dragon eggs, dragon mythology, DragonSeedzMC, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Fire, fire exposure, fire hatching, HATCH, HATCHING, Legends, long dormancy, MAGICAL, mythical creatures, mythical eggs, Seeds

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	8113	Star Shards Collected:	142
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where dragon eggs be hatching like seeds when exposed to fire? It’s like a freakin’ dragon nursery up in here! We got dragons flyin’ around, breathin’ fire and causin’ chaos. But don’t worry, we got a squad of trained unicorns to keep ’em in check. Plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and loot just waitin’ for ya to find. So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional dragon attack. Let’s get this party started! 🐉🔥🦄🏰

Welcome to SUPER FUNLAND SMP, where we build cities in Java 1.21! Whitelist: Laughter only, no seriousness allowed!

Allowed, blocky basics, BUILD, Building-focused, Cities, collaborative builds, Community, cross-platform, daily reset, Discord, FUNLAND, Grind-mitigation, Hidden coordinates, horse speed, Immersive, Increased mob cap, infinite world, java, Laughter, Minecarts, path construction, seriousness, silly block game, smp, Super, Vanilla, Wackiness, weekly events, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	2619
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3

SUPER☺︎FUNLAND Minecraft Server Overview:

Key Features
Vanilla server that never resets
Cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility
Grind-mitigation features for crafted items
Increased minecart and horse speed for pathways
Increased mob cap for more challenging gameplay
Daily Nether and End resets
Hidden X, Y, Z coordinates to encourage navigation
Weekly events known as “Block Party”

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the overworld will never reset on SUPER☺︎FUNLAND.

Q: Can I play on this server from different platforms?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility.

Q: Are there any changes to crafting recipes?

A: Yes, there are grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes.

Q: How is transportation incentivized on the server?

A: Minecart and horse speeds are increased to encourage the use of pathways and railways.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are weekly events called “Block Party” where players work towards a common goal.

Q: How can I join the server and learn more?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/C6Hwc3TZfe for more information.