come join our minecraft server where we mine like russia but without putin and trump getting in the way! we have so many minerals you’ll think you’re in a russian mine, but without the political drama. plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a russian oligarch’s gold-plated toilet. join now before putin tries to shut us down too!
Putin’s MineCraft Server
CraftyCreeperCafe
Are the creepers outside the restaurant giving you the side-eye? Is the owner trying to serve you rotten flesh instead of steak? Sounds like it’s time to abandon ship and join our Minecraft server before the restaurant goes up in flames (literally, because someone keeps setting fire to the kitchen). Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, lava parkour challenges, and a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the impending restaurant disaster and join our wacky world of blocky adventures!EarthApologyCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GAVE EVERYONE $10 GIFT CARD FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE WHOLE EARTH HAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, OR AT LEAST A MORE CHAOTIC ONE. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS IN THE SHAPE OF A SMILEY FACE. JOIN US NOW AND LET’S CREATE A NEW WORLD FILLED WITH LOLZ AND DERPINESS.